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* “This world is so full of crap, a man's gonna get into it sooner or later whether he's careful or not." - Paul Newman as Hud
Vladimir does not lie to me.
He says I look young.
Handsome and trim.
There is some debate
whether I’ve put on weight.
But I “carry it well”,
according to him.
Zelenskyy, you pudgy, Uke-Jewish midget,
accept that your prospects are grim.
Give me your minerals
or I’ll let Vlad’s criminals
have their way with your women and
children.
All down to you. Choosing your fate.
Old ‘Mutha' Russia? New U.S. state?
The RNC does not like democracy.
In fact, we don’t like the name of our party.
Since, for some time, we’ve favored theocracy,
we have rebranded: God’s Only Party.
While a good president like Donald is fine,
due diligence dictates we look down the line,
anticipating some sad future time
when Satan reclaims that office divine.
The Constitution must be amended correcting mistakes Founders never intended, White Male Protestant clergy empowered
to elect from their number an “Ayatollah” to oversee President, Congress, and Courts
(who, doing voodoo, with demons consort), so that we, nearly, may mirror Iran,
as these damn deities probably planned.
U.S.A. U.S.A. U.S. f-in' A!
This was sposta be a free country!
Free means no F-IN' vaccines.
No helmets, seat belts, insurance preems.
I buy and sell cheap: rotten fruit, rotting meat.
How is THAT government’s business?
Some n@%$ get sick but, hey, they eat.
Most will survive. I make a profit.
I gotta license my pit bull, my car?
I bought ’em with what I had left
after tax-bitches steal my incentive
then go ‘unh-uh!’ when I get inventive?