Numb. 1924 Outrigger Mortice and Ukraine In Vain

Numb. 1917 No Bells In The Hills, Making A Mess, You Crane In Vain

Numb. 1809 Ukraine: A Don Deal, Nu 51st State, and Fixer Lower

Numb. 1645 Watch Out, Canada!

Numb. 1618 All The News Unfit To Admit

Numb. 1605 I Thank All Who Made Me Impossible

Numb. 1508 Puton Trump's Time

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Numb. 1505 WH Gremlin v Puton's Kremlin

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Numb. 1501 Trompe - Putin Summit Put Out

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The dollar has lost almost 10 percent of its value since Inauguration Day with roughly half of that decline coming this month.

- Washington Post

Loose Id-Thoughts At Beddy-Bye Time

Trashing the dollar was always my plan.

Putin’s got U-kraine, I get Greenland.

Let Xi do what he likes with Taiwan.

BB’s THE MAN. Let’s bomb Iran.

More rubble to build casinos in Gaza.

Be nice to Kim. Or maybe bomb him.

The Gulf of America. Great state Toronto.

J.D. Vance is my very own Tonto.

Melanie’s old. Gild her with gold.

Cover the wrinkles with chocolate sprinkles.

Market declines. Biden’s not mine.

Raise one more tariff. Make Arpaio sheriff.

They say he’s senile, how would I know.

Canal in Panama. That’s where bananas are.

Defund universities. They do diversity.

Hello, TRUMPocracy.

Good night, democracy. 

Solve housing shortage

deporting millions.

Democ Rats cannot be citizens.

Voter ids must be signed by me.

Wish MTG looked like AOC.

Marjorie's just too butch for me.

Ignore Bernie Sanders.

Shout “Media Slanders!”

So much to do. So very busy.

Haven't time ever to grab a pussy.

Must, furthermore,

pose for Rushmore.

THEY call me monster. 

THEY call me creep.

I got the cards. 

Read ’em and weep.

So much in my head ...

And so to bed.

Numb. 1329 Trump Cards On Table: Russia - Ukraine

Vladimir does not lie to me.

He says I look young.

Handsome and trim.

There is some debate 

whether I’ve put on weight.

But I “carry it well”, 

according to him.

Zelenskyy, you pudgy, Uke-Jewish midget,

accept that your prospects are grim.

Give me your minerals 

or I’ll let Vlad’s criminals

have their way with your women and

children.

All down to you. Choosing your fate.

Old ‘Mutha' Russia? New U.S. state?

Numb. 1327 Trump Foreign Policy (other than Gaza, which, once he's done, will not be foreign)

“Ukraine” is right, fully Russian.

Like “Canada” is the U.S.’s

And “Taiwan” is China’s

Both “Koreas”, Kimmie’s.

(As I love to call him

because it's so whimsical.)

I could take Cuba,

linked to Puerto Rico,

haul ’em into OUR Gulf

and sink ’em.

GOP's Remorse/Regret?

Start sculpting Rushmore.

They haven't seen

anything yet.

Can't wait to see Putin,

my dear “Little Stallion”.😉😉😉😉

We'll have such fun.

I am Napoleon.

Who, someone told me,

did stuff with Russia.

What's that about?

Howdid it turn out?

Numb. 1254 Donnie's New Year Remarks

Of course, I am going to Bill Clinton’s funeral.

Melanie’s SAD that he’s dead.

Hold on a sec. Someone said Carter?

I guess I will go there instead.

Of course, I support House Speaker “Johnson".

If he does not win it's a shame.

Tell ya the truth, I don't like him much,

but I get it off saying his name.

Of course, when I return to “The Oval",

first order of business: call Vlad

to coordinate Ukraine's ending date.

So long, Zelenskyy. So SAD.

Numb. 1203 Trump Geopolitics No. 1

China will take over Taiwan

the moment Trump is sworn in.

He's assured Xi, “I will be calm."

(Formosan people look Chinese to him.)

He’ll send US forces to help in Ukraine.

To fight alongside North Koreans.

(“Ukraine", he told Putin, “rhymes with Hussein,

so I am okay with killing civilians.")

When first as president

he proposed buying Greenland,

Denmark laughed in his face.

(He believes above precedents

will allow him to grab this icy, unseen land

as soon as he putts the Danes in their place.)

Numb. 1179 Trump Fix For Ukraine

Trump blames Ukrainian President Volodymyr Zelensky for starting war with Russia

Donald Trump on Thursday blamed Ukrainian President Volodymyr Zelensky for helping start that nation’s war with Russia, a comment that further suggests Trump is likely to decrease U.S. support for Ukraine if he wins the Nov. 5 election. — The Globe and Mail 

A clear provocation. A near assault.

So-called war ... Zelensky’s own fault.

Ukraine encroaching on Putin's door steppe.

Cause of it all. Don't say, “Except ..."

Let me be blunt, Ukraine's an affront

to Russian dignity. Therefore the front

running along make-believe border.

Ukraine is Russia per Vladimir's order!

Just give it up. Do I make myself clear?

“Cry Me A River”, ain't Ukraine, Volodymyr .

No point continuing your Russian roulette.

Smart money's on Putin — he’s safer bet.