Numb. 1638 Bib Bother IS Watching

Ask not what can your country do for you — ask what your country can do for

ME!

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CLIPPED FROM THE HEADLINES (4/3/2025)

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SECOND THOUGHTS, SECOND AMENDMENT

The Supreme Court on Wednesday

upheld the Biden administration’s

regulation of ghost guns....

Justices Samuel A. Alito and

Clarence Thomas dissented. - Washington Post

Alito and Thomas, sure hope they're “wanded" whenever they go to conference. 

Those billowy robes ... God only knows what kind of heat these dudes are packing?

THICK AS THIEVES

Teen member of Musk’s Doge staff provided tech support to cybercrime ring, records show

Edward Coristine, who is 19, is among members of Doge effort that has been given access to official networks - Guardian

Folks, don’t get upset. This is not how it looks.

Elon and me do not hire crooks.

My support for this kid is unconditional.

Like me, he may be a master criminal.

THE CHIEF'S PROBLEM

John Roberts has a Pius-like problem.

If he says “STOP!”, Trump will ignore him.

All he can do is hope and pray

either he dies or goes away.

BIG BROTHER IS WATCHING

Two Minutes of Hate ain't near enough

to demonstrate hatred for lib-er-al stuff.

Merde-dock’s FOX’s preview of heaven

feeds our need twenty-four/seven.

SEX

In mammals pairs of chromosomes match.

Except for the sex ones, the Y and the X.

X is symmetric, whole and intact.

Y, in effect, is a broken X.

Numb. 1361 A Teaser For A Survival Sit Calm

PROMO

Fat Donald stars

as Big Brother

in an Orwellian

wish-it-weren't-true fantasy

Rupert Merde-Dock 

costars as Mary Shelley. 

SCREEN BLURB AT RISE

Government of, by, and for billionaires

with everyone else kicked down spiral stairs.

(And for tax reasons, despite divorce, 

she gets interred on Jersey golf course.)

VOICEOVER

Can conned servitors fail to assail

Fat Man/Big Brother’s freeing of jailed

violent offenders? Will his next trick be

renaming D.C. District of Dixie?

END CREDITS QUESTION

Can country — or mankind! — survive

if no one remembers we’re in this together,

that nobody, ever, gets out alive?

Numb. 1304 We Are All Winston Smith Now (if not, we will soon be)

We love BIG BROTHER

(aka Donald Trump)

for he is our mother,

all good and wholly

concerned about us —

what we do, 

what we think,

what we eat, 

what we drink,

when we undress

what is our sex.

Our needs? Heaping.

He needs us sleeping,

lest we provoke,

anything woke.

Golden, emboldened

to no one beholden,

not even God.

(Who he thinks odd.)

“Loving, forgiving?

How can he make a living?!

Tomcats, combats,

bragging, bombast,

belittling, contending.

MY Happy Ending."

Once BIG BROTHER's

smothered our druthers,

you, me, and others'll

never recover.

  

Ben, frankly, said,

“...if you can keep it."

We see Don's cards.

Read 'em and weep.

 

It is NOT great

nor is it swell.

This down-market Gatsby's

condemns us to hell.

Numb. 1175 Proclamation No. One

NAZIs and Christians

hold sim’lar opinions.

Add Jews to the mix.

Call it genius.

My coalitions

conjoin oppositions.

Nothing can stop us

or come between us.

Everyone wishes

enemies dead.

That's why they flock to my banner.

Accepting whatever

I fill them with. (Dread?)

They love my impervious manner.

Imperial raiment

forestalls arraignment.

Can't deprive masses

of their entertainment.

Proof is abundant:

Trump is Triumphant.

(One way or another.)

I AM BIG BROTHER!

Okay, Lady Liberty,

lie back, close your eyes.

Stop with the, “Stop it!”

You do realize?