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Numb. 1501 Trompe - Putin Summit Put Out

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The dollar has lost almost 10 percent of its value since Inauguration Day with roughly half of that decline coming this month.

- Washington Post

Loose Id-Thoughts At Beddy-Bye Time

Trashing the dollar was always my plan.

Putin’s got U-kraine, I get Greenland.

Let Xi do what he likes with Taiwan.

BB’s THE MAN. Let’s bomb Iran.

More rubble to build casinos in Gaza.

Be nice to Kim. Or maybe bomb him.

The Gulf of America. Great state Toronto.

J.D. Vance is my very own Tonto.

Melanie’s old. Gild her with gold.

Cover the wrinkles with chocolate sprinkles.

Market declines. Biden’s not mine.

Raise one more tariff. Make Arpaio sheriff.

They say he’s senile, how would I know.

Canal in Panama. That’s where bananas are.

Defund universities. They do diversity.

Hello, TRUMPocracy.

Good night, democracy. 

Solve housing shortage

deporting millions.

Democ Rats cannot be citizens.

Voter ids must be signed by me.

Wish MTG looked like AOC.

Marjorie's just too butch for me.

Ignore Bernie Sanders.

Shout “Media Slanders!”

So much to do. So very busy.

Haven't time ever to grab a pussy.

Must, furthermore,

pose for Rushmore.

THEY call me monster. 

THEY call me creep.

I got the cards. 

Read ’em and weep.

So much in my head ...

And so to bed.

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TOUGH SLEDDING AHEAD

Trump reiterates desire to control Greenland as Vance visits the country

Speaking to service members, Vance said Denmark had "not done a good job by the people of Greenland" - Washington Post

If you come with us as unequal people

we'll turn you in to a cold Puerto Rico.

Or St. Thomas, St. Croix, North 'lantic Guam.

For unlike Denmark, we WILL do you harm.

Just look at our history and you can see

how we have done with our “owned" D.C.

HISTORY TRUMPED

Trump executive order on Smithsonian targets funding for programs with 'improper ideology'

Trump claimed there has been a "concerted and widespread" effort over the past decade to rewrite American history by replacing "objective facts" with a "distorted narrative driven by ideology rather than truth," adding that it casts the "founding principles" of the United States in a "negative light." - AP

America IS/WAS/WILL-ALWAYS-BE perfect

because by OUR GOD we’ve been blessed.

Natives exterminated, Africans trafficked?

If that ever happened it was at GOD's behest.

We will get GREATER forever and ever.

Our motto: SHOOT FIRST, ask questions never.

MUCH ADO ABOUT INK-DOO-DOO

Pete Hegseth's Arabic tattoo stirs controversy: 'clear symbol of Islamophobia'

Critics say US defense secretary's tattoo of the word kafir, meaning 'infidel' or 'non-believer' could offend Muslims - Guardian

BIG FUCKING DEAL! I'm a crusader. I'm a self-labeled ‘KAFFIR'.

Ya think I give a shit about Muslims? It's the damned Yids that I fear.

If that photo leaks, I am shit out of luck.

You know? My Trump stamp? “נשק לי את התחת שמוק"?*

——————

*“KISS MY ASS SCHMUCK"

A RAM DEM TAUT TO CALYPSO BEAT

Trump, D., dump truck, him goan bild wall

Hey-donny-dumb-fuck, doan see ad all

Congress mon toady cabinet yes-mon:

mon, why you us caus in-DEI-jest-shun?

REMIND YOU OF ANYONE?

"We are not interested in the good of others; we are interested solely in power. Not wealth or luxury or long life or happiness: only power, pure power.... We are different from all the oligarchies of the past, in that we know what we are doing. All the others, even those who resembled ourselves, were cowards and hypocrites. The German Nazis and the Russian Communists came very close to us in their methods, but they never had the courage to recognize their own motives. They pretended, perhaps they even believed, that they had seized power unwillingly and for a limited time, and that just round the corner there lay a paradise where human beings would be free and equal. We are not like that. We know that no one ever seizes power with the intention of relinquishing it. Power is not a means, it is an end. One does not establish a dictatorship in order to safeguard a revolution; one makes the revolution in order to establish the dictatorship. The object of persecution is persecution. The object of torture is torture. The object of power is power." — George Orwell, 1984

Numb. 1346 Fat Donald's Reasons For Seizing Greenland

I will make Greenland U.S.'s Siberia

to assure that our prisons are not inferior

to Vladimir Putin's Far Eastern interior:

Islamic jihadists from Guantanamo

unfurling prayer rugs on ice in the snow.

Numb. 1298 Mafia Donnie

Speaking to the Financial Times, officials said that Trump, then still president-elect, spoke with [Danish PM Mette] Frederiksen for 45 minutes last week, during which he was described to be aggressive and confrontational about Frederiksen’s refusal to sell Greenland to the US. — Guardian

Say I make an offer Danes can’t refuse.

And if they do? I win, they lose.

What happens then, is outta my hands.

Denmark's with Hoffa in Meadowlands.

I’m distressed. I send card wid flowers:

So long, old pal. I wudda built towers.

Numb. 1269 The Game Changer Strikes (Again!)

“Greenland” should be its own separate country.
(Though completely controlled by US.)
I doubt that Danes would dare the effrontery
to completely ignore IMHO request.
Being part AND apart should make “Greenies” smile and
since it’s not green we will call it “TRUMP Island”.

Calling me “Mr. President”

somehow sounds irrelevant.

I cannot bear irrelevancy.

From now on call me “Your Sexcellency”.

Oh, and no more escaping

bowing and scraping.

Such a small thing,

kissing my ring.

So don't make a fuss,

respect my orifice.

Numb. 1266 No Comment?

I

In Elon's first job here he worked illegally

so why don't we deport him immediately?

II

Danes complain of my perfect behavior in

regard to Greenland? Dumb Scandinavians.

— DJT

III

If robocars are really THAT safe,

why not run them in Indy 500?

Human pit crews: vassals and serfs,

and drivers rendered redundant.

IV

NYT v FOX
All the news that’s fit to print
Damnable lies discreetly disguised

V

The Sun should be honored

when we call it “The Donald"

to help us remember

where the TRUE center is.

Numb. 1252 Trump Foreign Policy — Day 1 Daydream

Like Danes or Panes could ever fight me?

Dumb-ass small countries — they can go bite me.

Me, Putin, Xi, we got us nukes.

Say “José" or “Hamlet" put up their dukes ...

Ten seconds. Knockout. Victory, me.

Greenland, Canal? Totally free.

Since I easily defeated Kamala,

it's only fair that I take Canada.

Have I got other claims territorial?

Wait'll I Finnish Third Reich tutorial.

Numb. 1244 Tomorrow And Tomorrow And Tomorrow ... And All Our Yesterdays

“For purposes of National Security and Freedom throughout the World, the United States of America feels that the ownership and control of Greenland is an absolute necessity,” Trump wrote on Truth Social. — Guardian

Today Greenland,
tomorrow the world.
I see that unseen land
with our flag unfurled
over the ice and Eskimos,
helping me punch Trudeau in the nose,
teaching him to not be ungrateful
when I make Canada 51st state full
of French-speakers, mouths filled with snails.
Although he objects, my will prevails.
As I have always, I’ll do as I please,
all set to music, Maestro, if you please!

Numb. 1203 Trump Geopolitics No. 1

China will take over Taiwan

the moment Trump is sworn in.

He's assured Xi, “I will be calm."

(Formosan people look Chinese to him.)

He’ll send US forces to help in Ukraine.

To fight alongside North Koreans.

(“Ukraine", he told Putin, “rhymes with Hussein,

so I am okay with killing civilians.")

When first as president

he proposed buying Greenland,

Denmark laughed in his face.

(He believes above precedents

will allow him to grab this icy, unseen land

as soon as he putts the Danes in their place.)