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The dollar has lost almost 10 percent of its value since Inauguration Day with roughly half of that decline coming this month.

- Washington Post

Loose Id-Thoughts At Beddy-Bye Time

Trashing the dollar was always my plan.

Putin’s got U-kraine, I get Greenland.

Let Xi do what he likes with Taiwan.

BB’s THE MAN. Let’s bomb Iran.

More rubble to build casinos in Gaza.

Be nice to Kim. Or maybe bomb him.

The Gulf of America. Great state Toronto.

J.D. Vance is my very own Tonto.

Melanie’s old. Gild her with gold.

Cover the wrinkles with chocolate sprinkles.

Market declines. Biden’s not mine.

Raise one more tariff. Make Arpaio sheriff.

They say he’s senile, how would I know.

Canal in Panama. That’s where bananas are.

Defund universities. They do diversity.

Hello, TRUMPocracy.

Good night, democracy. 

Solve housing shortage

deporting millions.

Democ Rats cannot be citizens.

Voter ids must be signed by me.

Wish MTG looked like AOC.

Marjorie's just too butch for me.

Ignore Bernie Sanders.

Shout “Media Slanders!”

So much to do. So very busy.

Haven't time ever to grab a pussy.

Must, furthermore,

pose for Rushmore.

THEY call me monster. 

THEY call me creep.

I got the cards. 

Read ’em and weep.

So much in my head ...

And so to bed.

Numb. 1344 But Will It Holed Water?

gulf noun

1: a part of an ocean or sea extending into the land

2: a deep chasm : abyss

3: whirlpool

4: a wide gap

-Merriam-Webster Dictionary

Trump this: American Chasm,

filled to the brim with carcinogens.

Trump this: American Abyss,

a hole so deep we cannot climb out of it.

Trump that: American Whirlpool,

drowning the nation in misinformation.

Trump all: American Gap,

inflated ego in place of leadership.

Numb. 1327 Trump Foreign Policy (other than Gaza, which, once he's done, will not be foreign)

“Ukraine” is right, fully Russian.

Like “Canada” is the U.S.’s

And “Taiwan” is China’s

Both “Koreas”, Kimmie’s.

(As I love to call him

because it's so whimsical.)

I could take Cuba,

linked to Puerto Rico,

haul ’em into OUR Gulf

and sink ’em.

GOP's Remorse/Regret?

Start sculpting Rushmore.

They haven't seen

anything yet.

Can't wait to see Putin,

my dear “Little Stallion”.😉😉😉😉

We'll have such fun.

I am Napoleon.

Who, someone told me,

did stuff with Russia.

What's that about?

Howdid it turn out?

Numb. 1307 Misgivings

GULF Of America

Merrian-Webster Dictionary

gulf

1: a part of an ocean or sea extending into the land

2: a deep chasm : abyss

3: whirlpool

4: a wide gap

the gulf between generations

Ya think Donnie wudda maybe looked at a dictionary

before his renaming things made him seem silly? Really!

He will not admit it (to save his unwholesome soul),

but his rebranding the GULF puts US in a hole.

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Project 2025

Project 2-oh-2-5 has plans to end government

which they wrote up as their holy covenant.

These schemes could yield, Donnie anticipates,

outcomes his critics could call “not so great".

When on rethinking, he had a faint inkling,

plans, which when fresh were already stinking,

could well result in America's sinking,

father Fred, in his head, screaming,

“WTF! WERE you even thinking?"

(Dreaded dead Fred's constant harassment

causes poor Donnie no end of embarrassment.)

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Replacement For Executive Orders

Executive Orders (EOs) we deem insufficient

for Our Glorious Leader to fulfill his mission.

Therefore, we will shortly replace all of those.

(As well as buy him in a set of new clothes.)

Soon as we finish with maps and borders,

we will issue the first of too-many-to-count

Effective Immediately Enhanced Import Orders.

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Breaking The Code

intercept coded gop message:

MTHU-OGRE-TTNS-WHFT-BCPZ

decoded gop intercept message:

Mistah Trump, he undead. 

Our Greatly Respected Executive,

two terms non-consecutive,

we hope for three 

best compete Putin Xi.

Numb. 1290 Day 2 Stuff, Too Cold For Golf

Biden was never legally president.

I was cheated in twenty-twenty.

I can toss out whatever he did,

saying it DID NOT occur anyway.

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I, TRUMP, hairby, proclaim and decree,

Grant's off our fifty, replaced by Lee.

For Southern avoiders of five dollar bills,

Abe's out, Jeff's in. (Damn the dude kills.)

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Oh, yeah, before I forget

have I invaded Canada yet?

And what about Panama?

What's with my canal?

Did those poca pandas

throw in the towel yet?

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Too cold in Greenland

to try out the golf yet ...

soon as it's Spring there ...

After the aftermath forever henceforth

Golfe du Saint-Laurent no more,

but Gulf of AMERICA! (North)

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Should I rename Israel America II?

It's just like the real one, except it's for Jews.