Showing posts with label Alito. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Alito. Show all posts

Wednesday, March 26, 2025

Numb. 1364

SECOND THOUGHTS, SECOND AMENDMENT
The Supreme Court on Wednesday
upheld the Biden administration’s
regulation of ghost guns....
Justices Samuel A. Alito and
Clarence Thomas dissented. - Washington Post

Alito and Thomas, sure hope they're “wanded" whenever they go to conference. 

Those billowy robes ... God only knows what kind of heat these dudes are packing?


THICK AS THIEVES

Teen member of Musk’s Doge staff provided tech support to cybercrime ring, records show

Edward Coristine, who is 19, is among members of Doge effort that has been given access to official networks - Guardian


Folks, don’t get upset. This is not how it looks.

Elon and me do not hire crooks.

My support for this kid is unconditional.

Like me, he may be a master criminal.


THE CHIEF'S PROBLEM

John Roberts has a Pius-like problem.

If he says “STOP!”, Trump will ignore him.

All he can do is hope and pray

either he dies or goes away.



BIG BROTHER IS WATCHING

Two Minutes of Hate ain't near enough

to demonstrate hatred for lib-er-al stuff.

Merde-dock’s FOX’s preview of heaven

feeds our need twenty-four/seven.


SEX

In mammals pairs of chromosomes match.

Except for the sex ones, the Y and the X.

X is symmetric, whole and intact.

Y, in effect, is a broken X.

Tuesday, September 10, 2024

Numb. 1138 Reeto Alito! But Be More Discreeto?

NYT: Conservative German Princess Says She Hosted Justice Alito at Her Castle

Princess Gloria von Thurn und Taxis said Justice Alito and his wife were guests at St. Emmeram Palace for a summer music festival. She called the couple her “friends” and the justice “a hero.”

Rightist trans-nationals

concerting as vassals,

assembling in castles.

What’s with the hassles?


We must be free to do as we please.

It is not like we’re spreading disease …

illegal migrants drinking from hydrants

with the approval of  those we think tyrants,

who’d seize our property, our guns, our money.

Yo, listen up. WE’RE. NOT. BEING. FUNNY!

We’re right. Your leaders. We are the chosen.

We’re fragrant and sweet. We are ambrosian.

You left-wing low-lifes don’t know what goes on.

If we want to we’ll fuck you with all our clothes on.

So, you don’t like it? That’s thirty lashes.

As has been said God adores fascists.



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