THE BIBLE does not give women rights.
God hates gays but is okay with slavery.
Heaven's just for Republicans, though not a republic.
For heaven on Earth, we need a KINGDOM.
Please, sweet Jesus, help and salvation,
make the U.S. a TRUE CHRISTIAN NATION.
The RNC does not like democracy.
In fact, we don’t like the name of our party.
Since, for some time, we’ve favored theocracy,
we have rebranded: God’s Only Party.
While a good president like Donald is fine,
due diligence dictates we look down the line,
anticipating some sad future time
when Satan reclaims that office divine.
The Constitution must be amended correcting mistakes Founders never intended, White Male Protestant clergy empowered
to elect from their number an “Ayatollah” to oversee President, Congress, and Courts
(who, doing voodoo, with demons consort), so that we, nearly, may mirror Iran,
as these damn deities probably planned.