Numb. 1568 Covert Open Secrets Plus Future Past

(Originally published Saturday, June 14, 2025. Click)

Numb. 1499 God Bless America (and deliver us from Christians)

Hegseth reposts Christian pastor who believes in making US a Christian theocracy

Pastor Doug Wilson advocates for recriminalizing homosexuality and removing women's right to vote. - Jerusalem Post

THE BIBLE does not give women rights.

God hates gays but is okay with slavery.

Heaven's just for Republicans, though not a republic.

For heaven on Earth, we need a KINGDOM.

Please, sweet Jesus, help and salvation,

make the U.S. a TRUE CHRISTIAN NATION.

Numb. 1497 Voting Rights Hacked and Expansion Joints

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GOOGLE AI Overview (edited)

• purports to detail revisions to the Voting Rights Act

• tone and content suggest political satire or misinformation, not a factual news report

GOOGLE AI Overview (edited)

satirical newspaper headline 

• "TROMPE" is a play on "Trump," referencing "trompe l'oeil," an artistic technique that creates an illusion

• "THREATENS HE WILL NUKE OSLO IF NOT VOTED NOBEL" exaggerates the idea of demanding recognition, associating it with extreme threats for a peace prize ... Oslo is where Nobel Peace Prize is awarded

• "Ruined Radioactive Country To Be Handed To Denmark In 'Very Fair Exchange' For Greenland" references Trump's interest in purchasing Greenland from Denmark

• 'I EPITOMIZE PEACE BIGLY' uses "bigly," a term associated with Trump

• 'No Further Claims (Except Canada) In North Hemisphere', Australia, New Zealand Next pokes fun at the notion of territorial expansion

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RE: GUARDING REPUBLICAN PORN

How come Republicans don't mention porn

in their unending scorn of what has gone wrong?

Many “performers” (all of them Aryan)

show White Power tattoos under their thongs.

Others sport crosses. I’m at a loss.

“HOW DO YOU, ‘pal', know so much of the subject?”

To answer your question (your attempt at deflection):

it’s called oppo research. I check GOP “church"

to see what they’re up to, observe their corruption.

Back to the nub, bub, the GOP hubbub:

why is it they never talk about porn?

(Except when it’s bland. Like in Ayn Rand,

who is wrong on both: sex and economics.)

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Numb. 1245 Pardon Me, Donald

Anything that a Republican does

I do not consider a crime.

On the other hand ... Democrats? YES!

BUT THEY ARE NOT masterminds.

I pardon each and every Republican

for “crimes” planned or committed.

Democrats? Deport or lock ’em up.

At the very least have ’em committed.

Numb. 1241 Donnie's Xmas List (batteries not included)

As Donald prepares to take TOTAL power,

he still thinks of others while in the shower.

He slathers soft soap on his beautiful body —

after, of course, he has gone potty.

Given his fear of serious germs,

he starts every day on the cleanest of terms,

brushes his teeth, shampoos his hair,

shaving his face — the fairest of fair.

For instance, this morning

he thought — stretching, yawning —

“What Christmas gift

would heal a rift

should my proposals

cause those less loyal

to turn up their noses?”

His brain, big and brilliant,

his hair somewhat damp,

birthed at that instant:

“A RUBBER STAMP!”

“One for each delegation in Congress,

another for each of the courts.

Republicans only.

Let Dems be jaundiced.

I won fair and square.

They’re rotten sports.

Yes, it’s expensive,

but it won’t be that bad.

I will command,

‘Bring your ink pad!'"