Numb. 1568 Covert Open Secrets Plus Future Past

(Originally published Saturday, June 14, 2025. Click)

 Numb. 1462

GAMBIT OF ZOUNDS

(a treatamento for Netflix for A Revenger's Tragedie)

How quickly would a nuclear war be over? 45 minutes.- Washington Post

Trompé, a felon well on his way to curating disaster,

presents a menace to life on the planet —

doing for Earth what ice did for Astor.

[Cliché that U.S. would never shoot first

is no longer operative. Have a nice day. Missiles away.]

When deprived ‘unfairly’ of victory, Trompé maintains he won anyway. With no media left but Merde-Ox-FOX, no one disputes this. Rest of government's totally vapored, so he's free to try whatever he favors.

He has little trouble reigning o'er rubble. Nor is there much rancor when he's o’erthrown by Ivanka, who biding her time and, unlike her brothers, never forgets what became their mother*.

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*Google “Ivana Trump Murder Cover-Up” and you get basically nothing. Really! In our right-wing-nut-conspiracy-crazy internut era: NADA! ZILCH! NUTZING! Holy Sgt. Schultz! Medical Examiner confirms her fatal injuries are consistent with a fall down the stairs. (And I am Marie of Romania.) Her body was interred on Trump’s access-restricted golf course! Of course. Oh where, oh where, has the Rule of Law gone?

Numb. 1455 Trompe Saves Planet From Martians

CLIPPED FROM THE HEADLINES (6/26/2025)

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MOMMA’S BOY MOTHER’S LAND

Though too young at the time to understand,

I remember momma taking my hand,

saying, “You will be president, therefore you should plan

to make state fifty-two out of my Scotland.

If your first marriage ends in divorce,

bury the bitch on a Jersey golf course.”

CONSPIRACY FACT, NOT A THEORY

Melania* has always been Russian agent,

an asset created for honeypot plot

for when Donald tired of first one, Ivana**,

who was, then, expendable and should have been shot.

Of course, Confederate*** came in between,

but Dixie and Roosiya root for same team.

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* Melanija Knavs b. 1970 Communist Yugoslavia

** Ivana Marie Zelníčkováb b. 1949 Communist Czechoslovakia

*** Marla Ann Maples b. 1963 Georgia, CSA

Numb. 1361 A Teaser For A Survival Sit Calm

PROMO

Fat Donald stars

as Big Brother

in an Orwellian

wish-it-weren't-true fantasy

Rupert Merde-Dock 

costars as Mary Shelley. 

SCREEN BLURB AT RISE

Government of, by, and for billionaires

with everyone else kicked down spiral stairs.

(And for tax reasons, despite divorce, 

she gets interred on Jersey golf course.)

VOICEOVER

Can conned servitors fail to assail

Fat Man/Big Brother’s freeing of jailed

violent offenders? Will his next trick be

renaming D.C. District of Dixie?

END CREDITS QUESTION

Can country — or mankind! — survive

if no one remembers we’re in this together,

that nobody, ever, gets out alive?

Numb. 1129 Dear GOP

Please explain why your Darn Old guy

hooked up with two Commie ladies.

(And in between — not to be wry —

a Confederate “met” in the eighties?)

Of course it's a plot. Hot honey pots

maneuvered to weaken our nation!

If you reply, “No, they did not!”,

I say your brain’s on vacation.

Repeatedly marrying obvious spies

cannot be seen as just chance.

Levers were pulled, how otherwise?

It must have been planned in advance!

You want the scoop? Here is your proof:

Darn Old calls his platform SOCIALIST TRUTH!