Numb. 1668 The Way We Are Soon

Numb. 1571 Ohtani | 1998 | Repellant

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INTIMATIONS OF INFANTALITY

If I turn my brain into AI,

I can be president after I die.

Imagine the savings. Ending elections.

No one undoes my prodigious perfections.

I will be president for all afterlife

freeing U.S. from political strife.

And here’s the part I bigly do love,

I’ll also be God in heaven above.

PUTTIN' IT ALL IN PERSPECTIVE

1. 2025 Estimate U.S. Population (including undocumented residents): 350 million 

2. December 2024 Elon Musk Net Worth: $400 billion

3. 2025 Approximate Retail Price Model Y Tesla (less tax, title, destination charges, dealer prep): $100,000

4. 2024 Annual Cost For Food U.S. Per Person: $2,500

5. 2025 Price Of Big Mac (less tax): $5.29

6. TRUMP 3-DAY TARIFF MARKET DECLINE: $6 trillion

7. T3DTMD Per Person: $17,143 (or 6+ years of three squares a day)

8. T3DTMD In 2025 Model Y Teslas: 60 million vehicles

9. T3DTMD In December 2024 Elons: 15

10. T3DTMD In Terms Even Trump Gets, WELL OVER ONE TRILLION McDONALD'S BIG MACS

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A COUPLET OF THOUGHTS  

A Market-Rattling Attempt to Make the American Economy Trump Always Wanted

The president dreams of factories reopened and towns revitalized by tariffs, but stocks plunged on fears economic growth will suffer - WSJ

Having become Heaven's Gaetz clone,

GOP's building its very own Jonestown.

If you are thinking,

“O, WTF!

This has to end."

Good night. And good luck.

You're out-of-touch, friend!

DON’T PANIC!

I’ve got this entirely in hand.

It’s working out just as I planned.

“Allies'” reserves are in U.S. dollars.

I render them worthless, they gotta borrow

crypto from me and (TRUE son) Elon

who, though South African,

like me — and God — is North European.

It’s fun having money, it’s fun to deploy it,

but when I destroy you I really enjoy it.

SNAP!

Do you recall when they stress tested banks

and said things were (mostly) okay.

With my Trumpocracy testing democracy,

I'd say things are going the opposite way.

TRUMP LEGAL DOCTRINE

‘LAW’ is a theory. As is ‘Evolution’.

Why does TRUMP need a ‘Constitution’?

Whatever I do and get away with

is, as I see it, perfectly legal.

A Kremlin envoy on Thursday praised the

Trump administration for hearing "Russia’s

position on many issues"... - New York Times

I am instructed to tell you directly from Vlad

belated thank you for support in Crimea.

Also must ask — I trust not in vain —

can you please help us conquer Ukraine?

Our forces, like yours, have lost the knack

of fighting folk who choose to fight back.

Our proposition: in Ukraine you lend us a hand

then, maybe, we help you seizing Greenland?

As maybe perhaps-be you already know,

we have expertise with ice and snow.

Numb. 1350 Fat Don's Further Territorial Ambitions plus Egging Him On

What other countries could I make states?

Ireland? Israel? Australia? New Zealand?

I’m hands-off on Taiwan — too far away.

(And Xi would say that's interfering.)

Places with resources and weak defenses

where they speak English so I’m comprehended.

Also, of course, where most people are white.

(Except U.K. where they’d put up a fight.)

The diamonds and gold in South Africa tempt me,

but other than ‘Elons’ folks there resent me.

Egging Him On

Humpty-Trumpty, egg price in heat. Humpty-Trumpty, crashes Wall Street. Congressional Toadies and Cabinet yes-men, can THEY deter fate? That is the question.