How many dogs must Republicans kill
before all dogs lose their bark
Yes, and how many pets must they say Haitians e't
before feeding Haitians to sharks
How many slanders and gerrymanders
to serve their Darn Old anarch
The answer, dear Dems, is this is without end
the answer is this is without end
Newsweek: Haitian Group Charges Trump, Vance Over Threats to Springfield Community
Nothing could be Constitutionally clearer
than my RIGHT to cry “Fire” in theaters.
Go ahead, haul my fat ass into court.
Our courts today are Republicans forts.
Which I’ll rename for Confederate heroes.
After I tally Kamala’s zeros. — DJT
The Haitian Question
When Darn Old shows Haitians eat kittens,
then it will be both proper and fittin’
because fake news led the denyin’,
he will feed them and Haitians to lions.
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Bombs Away?
Will your next iPhone include a bomb?
Will Google, Samsung, and others catch on,
exploiting a brand new revenue stream?
Could there be consequences as yet unforeseen?
Tiles and AirTags exploding all over?
On your dog’s collar? Au revoir, Rover!
Say you are tracking a wandering spouse?
BAM! Next thing you’re in the courthouse.
Planning on buying a bright, shiny Tesla?
Maybe first visit your father confessor.
Still, deployment of advancing technology
if done with caution requires no apology.
Product tampering brought up to date.
Massive assassination! Can’t wait!
He's completely convinced they eat cats.
Fearing they could seize his favorite pussies,
he frantically waves pudgy paws shouting, “SCAT!”
Does Darn Old have his own gun?
Would Secret Service trust him with one?
His sad old brain is so clearly kaput,
they fear he’ll shoot himself in the foot.
Contrary to all that you may have read:
food pois’ning can not make a brain worm drop dead.
Kennedy case coroner said, “In my opinion,
the wee beastie died of malnutrition.”
Full grown human beings are mostly deplorable,
tho’ babies (like kittens) at times seem adorable.
Elon Musk does not have “free will”.
Capitalists do not DO free.
And if this “will” came with a bill
what would cost-benefit be?
Everyone knows Haitians have rabies
from eating our pet cats and dogs.
But did you know they also eat babies,
in violation of various laws?
Practicing voodoo, consorting with zombies
Gauloises and garlic, God-awful stench.
Short of draining the Caribbean
how do we get them to stop?
This is a task so Sisyphean,
it needs something other than mere agitprop.
speaking in perfect circumlocution,
skillfully weighing his haw and his hem,
instructing his minions, “Lock, load, and SHOO THEM."
