Numb. 1736 US Fraud A-Team

Numb. 1248 Bank Holiday Preyers

Regulators Sue 3 Big Banks Over Rampant Fraud on Zelle
Action against Bank of America, JPMorgan Chase and Wells Fargo may not survive President-elect Donald J. Trump’s return to office. — New York Times

Oh, dear Lord, if fraud were outlawed,

how would we stay in business?

Donald Trump knows how things have to work.

Prey that he'll save us from Democrat jerks

who blather, “Consumers must be protected"

while lazy fair tells us they're best neglected.

Grandmothers fall for fraud and flimflam?

Who cares? It advances our profit plan.

Caveat emptor. Hail Trump, our Emperor.