Tuesday, September 22, 2026
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Numb. 1539 Rushmore | U.S. Namesis | De Press
In the wake of the Kimmel incident, The BYSTANDER wishes to make it clear that preceding in not intended to and DOES NOT criticize any president, real or imagined, living or dead and Donald Trump is the kindest, bravest, warmest, most wonderful human being I’ve ever known in my life.
Saturday, September 21, 2024
Numb. 1153 News Briefs
The Haitian Question
When Darn Old shows Haitians eat kittens,
then it will be both proper and fittin’
because fake news led the denyin’,
he will feed them and Haitians to lions.
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Bombs Away?
Will your next iPhone include a bomb?
Will Google, Samsung, and others catch on,
exploiting a brand new revenue stream?
Could there be consequences as yet unforeseen?
Tiles and AirTags exploding all over?
On your dog’s collar? Au revoir, Rover!
Say you are tracking a wandering spouse?
BAM! Next thing you’re in the courthouse.
Planning on buying a bright, shiny Tesla?
Maybe first visit your father confessor.
Still, deployment of advancing technology
if done with caution requires no apology.
Product tampering brought up to date.
Massive assassination! Can’t wait!