Numb. 1727 All Thugs Being Equal

Numb. 1640 Alternative For America

Numb. 1623 All In A Dazed Work

TROMPE REBRANDS DAYS OF THE WEAK

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By The Disocciated Pressed 

 WASHING HANDS, Tro. 8 — Presentdent Donald J. Trompe today, noting that days of  

the week are named for pagan gods (Thursday for Thor) and more alarmingly goddesses 

(Friday for Frigg) or heavenly bodies representing even older deities (sun  and moon for

Sunday and Monday), decreed that they be changed on his "new, official,  improved, per-

fect" Trompean Calendar. 

  Effective effective immediately, days will be called:

    Monday - Onedi

    Tuesday - Twodi 

    Wednesday - 3D 

    Thursday - Fordi 

    Friday - Fidi

    Saturday - Pardi 

    Sunday - Don-T

  "Patronize, women, man, fiddle, tea, he," he added shyly smiling as is his wont.

Numb. 1615 New Trompean Calendar

Updated 13/8/2025 [12/11 Gregorian] to show new day names 

Trompean Perpetual Calendar

(Gregorian date shown in parenthesis)

📅 TROMPE NEW YEAR YEAR DAY (separate from Month and day-of-seek)

📅 MONTH 1 — JANUARY (Gregorian Jan 2 → Jan 29)

Don-T       Onedi        Twodi        3D        Fordi        Fidi        Pardi

 1 (Jan 2)   2 (Jan 3)    3 (Jan 4)    4 (Jan 5)    5 (Jan 6)    6 (Jan 7)    7 (Jan 8)

 8 (Jan 9)   9 (Jan10)   10 (Jan11)   11 (Jan12)   12 (Jan13)   13 (Jan14)   14 (Jan15)

15 (Jan16)  16 (Jan17)   17 (Jan18)   18 (Jan19)   19 (Jan20)   20 (Jan21)   21 (Jan22)

22 (Jan23)  23 (Jan24)   24 (Jan25)   25 (Jan26)   26 (Jan27)   27 (Jan28)   28 (Jan29)

📅 MONTH 2 — FEBRUARY (Jan 30 → Feb 26)

Don-T         Onedi        Twodi        3D        Fordi        Fidi        Pardi

 1 (Jan30)   2 (Jan31)    3 (Feb 1)    4 (Feb 2)    5 (Feb 3)    6 (Feb 4)    7 (Feb 5)

 8 (Feb 6)   9 (Feb 7)   10 (Feb 8)   11 (Feb 9)   12 (Feb10)   13 (Feb11)   14 (Feb12)

15 (Feb13)  16 (Feb14)   17 (Feb15)   18 (Feb16)   19 (Feb17)   20 (Feb18)   21 (Feb19)

22 (Feb20)  23 (Feb21)   24 (Feb22)   25 (Feb23)   26 (Feb24)   27 (Feb25)   28 (Feb26)

📅 MONTH 3 — MARCH (Feb 27 → Mar 26)

Don-T         Onedi        Twodi        3D        Fordi        Fidi        Pardi

 1 (Feb27)   2 (Feb28)    3 (Mar 1)    4 (Mar 2)    5 (Mar 3)    6 (Mar 4)    7 (Mar 5)

 8 (Mar 6)   9 (Mar 7)   10 (Mar 8)   11 (Mar 9)   12 (Mar10)   13 (Mar11)   14 (Mar12)

15 (Mar13)  16 (Mar14)   17 (Mar15)   18 (Mar16)   19 (Mar17)   20 (Mar18)   21 (Mar19)

22 (Mar20)  23 (Mar21)   24 (Mar22)   25 (Mar23)   26 (Mar24)   27 (Mar25)   28 (Mar26)

📅 MONTH 4 — APRIL (Mar 27 → Apr 23)

Don-T        Onedi        Twodi        3D        Fordi        Fidi        Pardi

 1 (Mar27)   2 (Mar28)    3 (Mar29)    4 (Mar30)    5 (Mar31)    6 (Apr 1)    7 (Apr 2)

 8 (Apr 3)   9 (Apr 4)   10 (Apr 5)   11 (Apr 6)   12 (Apr 7)   13 (Apr 8)   14 (Apr 9)

15 (Apr10)  16 (Apr11)   17 (Apr12)   18 (Apr13)   19 (Apr14)   20 (Apr15)   21 (Apr16)

22 (Apr17)  23 (Apr18)   24 (Apr19)   25 (Apr20)   26 (Apr21)   27 (Apr22)   28 (Apr23)

📅 MONTH 5 — MAY (Apr 24 → May 21)

Don-T         Onedi        Twodi        3D        Fordi        Fidi        Pardi

 1 (Apr24)   2 (Apr25)    3 (Apr26)    4 (Apr27)    5 (Apr28)    6 (Apr29)    7 (Apr30)

 8 (May 1)   9 (May 2)   10 (May 3)   11 (May 4)   12 (May 5)   13 (May 6)   14 (May 7)

15 (May 8)  16 (May 9)   17 (May10)   18 (May11)   19 (May12)   20 (May13)   21 (May14)

22 (May15)  23 (May16)   24 (May17)   25 (May18)   26 (May19)   27 (May20)   28 (May21)

📅 MONTH 6 — JUNE (May 22 → Jun 18)

Don-T         Onedi        Twodi        3D        Fordi        Fidi        Pardi

 1 (May22)   2 (May23)    3 (May24)    4 (May25)    5 (May26)    6 (May27)    7 (May28)

 8 (May29)   9 (May30)   10 (May31)   11 (Jun 1)   12 (Jun 2)   13 (Jun 3)   14 (Jun 4)

15 (Jun 5)  16 (Jun 6)   17 (Jun 7)   18 (Jun 8)   19 (Jun 9)   20 (Jun10)   21 (Jun11)

22 (Jun12)  23 (Jun13)   24 (Jun14)   25 (Jun15)   26 (Jun16)   27 (Jun17)   28 (Jun18)

📅 MONTH 7 — JULY (Jun 19 → Jul 16)

Don-T         Onedi        Twodi        3D        Fordi        Fidi        Pardi

 1 (Jun19)   2 (Jun20)    3 (Jun21)    4 (Jun22)    5 (Jun23)    6 (Jun24)    7 (Jun25)

 8 (Jun26)   9 (Jun27)   10 (Jun28)   11 (Jun29)   12 (Jun30)   13 (Jul 1)   14 (Jul 2)

15 (Jul 3)  16 (Jul 4)   17 (Jul 5)   18 (Jul 6)   19 (Jul 7)   20 (Jul 8)   21 (Jul 9)

22 (Jul10)  23 (Jul11)   24 (Jul12)   25 (Jul13)   26 (Jul14)   27 (Jul15)   28 (Jul16)

📅 MONTH 8 — AUGUST (Jul 17 → Aug 13)

Don-T         Onedi        Twodi        3D        Fordi        Fidi        Pardi

 1 (Jul17)   2 (Jul18)    3 (Jul19)    4 (Jul20)    5 (Jul21)    6 (Jul22)    7 (Jul23)

 8 (Jul24)   9 (Jul25)   10 (Jul26)   11 (Jul27)   12 (Jul28)   13 (Jul29)   14 (Jul30)

15 (Jul31)  16 (Aug 1)   17 (Aug 2)   18 (Aug 3)   19 (Aug 4)   20 (Aug 5)   21 (Aug 6)

22 (Aug 7)  23 (Aug 8)   24 (Aug 9)   25 (Aug10)   26 (Aug11)   27 (Aug12)   28 (Aug13)

📅 MONTH 9 — SEPTEMBER (Aug 14 → Sep 10)

Don-T         Onedi        Twodi        3D        Fordi        Fidi        Pardi

 1 (Aug14)   2 (Aug15)    3 (Aug16)    4 (Aug17)    5 (Aug18)    6 (Aug19)    7 (Aug20)

 8 (Aug21)   9 (Aug22)   10 (Aug23)   11 (Aug24)   12 (Aug25)   13 (Aug26)   14 (Aug27)

15 (Aug28)  16 (Aug29)   17 (Aug30)   18 (Aug31)   19 (Sep 1)   20 (Sep 2)   21 (Sep 3)

22 (Sep 4)  23 (Sep 5)   24 (Sep 6)   25 (Sep 7)   26 (Sep 8)   27 (Sep 9)   28 (Sep10)

📅 MONTH 10 — OCTOBER (Sep 11 → Oct 8)

Don-T         Onedi        Twodi        3D        Fordi        Fidi        Pardi

 1 (Sep11)   2 (Sep12)    3 (Sep13)    4 (Sep14)    5 (Sep15)    6 (Sep16)    7 (Sep17)

 8 (Sep18)   9 (Sep19)   10 (Sep20)   11 (Sep21)   12 (Sep22)   13 (Sep23)   14 (Sep24)

15 (Sep25)  16 (Sep26)   17 (Sep27)   18 (Sep28)   19 (Sep29)   20 (Sep30)   21 (Oct 1)

22 (Oct 2)  23 (Oct 3)   24 (Oct 4)   25 (Oct 5)   26 (Oct 6)   27 (Oct 7)   28 (Oct 8)

📅 MONTH 11 — NOVEMBER (Oct 9 → Nov 5)

Don-T         OOnedi        Twodi        3D        Fordi        Fidi        Pardi

 1 (Oct 9)   2 (Oct10)    3 (Oct11)    4 (Oct12)    5 (Oct13)    6 (Oct14)    7 (Oct15)

 8 (Oct16)   9 (Oct17)   10 (Oct18)   11 (Oct19)   12 (Oct20)   13 (Oct21)   14 (Oct22)

15 (Oct23)  16 (Oct24)   17 (Oct25)   18 (Oct26)   19 (Oct27)   20 (Oct28)   21 (Oct29)

22 (Oct30)  23 (Oct31)   24 (Nov 1)   25 (Nov 2)   26 (Nov 3)   27 (Nov 4)   28 (Nov 5)

📅 MONTH 12 — DECEMBER (Nov 6 → Dec 3)

Don-T         Onedi        Twodi        3D        Fordi        Fidi        Pardi

 1 (Nov 6)   2 (Nov 7)    3 (Nov 8)    4 (Nov 9)    5 (Nov10)    6 (Nov11)    7 (Nov12)

 8 (Nov13)   9 (Nov14)   10 (Nov15)   11 (Nov16)   12 (Nov17)   13 (Nov18)   14 (Nov19)

15 (Nov20)  16 (Nov21)   17 (Nov22)   18 (Nov23)   19 (Nov24)   20 (Nov25)   21 (Nov26)

22 (Nov27)  23 (Nov28)   24 (Nov29)   25 (Nov30)   26 (Dec 1)   27 (Dec 2)   28 (Dec 3)

📅 MONTH 13 — TROMPE (Dec 4 → Dec 31)

Don-T         Onedi        Twodi        3D        Fordi        Fidi        Pardi

 1 (Dec 4)   2 (Dec 5)    3 (Dec 6)    4 (Dec 7)    5 (Dec 8)    6 (Dec 9)    7 (Dec10)

 8 (Dec11)   9 (Dec12)   10 (Dec13)   11 (Dec14)   12 (Dec15)   13 (Dec16)   14 (Dec17)

15 (Dec18)  16 (Dec19)   17 (Dec20)   18 (Dec21)   19 (Dec22)   20 (Dec23)   21 (Dec24)

22 (Dec25)  23 (Dec26)   24 (Dec27)   25 (Dec28)   26 (Dec29)   27 (Dec30)   28 (Dec31)

Trompean Calendar created by ChatGPT

Numb. 1556 An Aye For An I, An Oath Foreign Oaf

Generals in Russia

swear by Vlad Putin.

In China,

they swear by Xi.
North Korea's honor

one Kim or another.

Why shouldn't mine

pledge allegiance to me?
Iranians hail their Ayatollah.
Swiss Guards would die for the Pope.
Brit generals sing

God save the king!

Yet Trompe is denied

this teeny thing!?

Instead U.S. generals

“protect and defend"
ink stains upon

dead animal skin!
WHICH CAN'T PROMOTE THEM.
(Trompe COULD demote them.)

Sad.

Nasty.

Very unfair!

Like the Nobel.

Not ever caring, Trompe

issues an order

dictating that

his officers don old

Donald Trompe MAGA hat.

Numb. 1409

CLIPPED FROM THE HEADLINES (5/10/2025)

Numb. 1403

CLIPPED FROM THE HEADLINES (5/4/2025)

Numb. 1401

CLIPPED FROM THE HEADLINES (5/2/2025)

Numb. 1397

CLIPPED FROM THE HEADLINES (4/28/2025)

Numb. 1285 Meantime, Back In The Vatican

Pope dissolves Peru-based Catholic movement after ‘sadistic abuses’

Sodalitium of Christian Life ended after investigation found sexual and spiritual abuses and financial mismanagement 

 

Sodalitium on Monday confirmed the dissolution ... which was conveyed ... by the pope’s top legal adviser, Cardinal Gianfranco Ghirlanda. — Guardian

Really? Pope's ‘top legal’

is a John, frank girl lander?

Shirley, you're joking!?

Or is it slander?

Numb. 1156 News Briefs

Dereliction

If ev'ry Narcissist voted for Darn Old,

he’d get ninety percent of the vote.

Lab'ling the ten percent Benedict Arnold,

he’d swiftly imprison ev'ry turncoat.

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Guardian:

Biden administration proposes rules to ban Chinese-made cars over spying fears

Can you imagine your China-made car

telling Beijing ev’ry sec where you are,

every damn minute, every damn day!?

That’s Google's business, is what I say.

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Daily Beast:

‘Black Nazi’ Mark Robinson Denies Hiring

MAGA Troll Fraudster as Campaign Manager

So next step I have to suppose is

Muslims name sons Christian or Moses.

And in the Vatican, on communion wine hammered,

Cardinals elect the first Pope Mohammed.