Showing posts with label DEI. Show all posts
Showing posts with label DEI. Show all posts

Thursday, December 11, 2025

Numb. 1622 Die, Die, DEI, Die (or Thank You, Fidel)


Calibri discarded.
Hail (ugh!) Times Roman.
Vowel-ending names
are also too foreign.
(Which, as you know,
ours simply aren't.)
One pure ethnicity.
Aye, there's the nub.
Trumpet our leader.
(signed) Mark O. Rubb.

Wednesday, April 30, 2025

Numb. 1399

LET BIGOTS BE BIGOTS

We will never be free of bigotry.

Hard wired. Part of the genome.

Baked into traditions. Sculpted by culture.

It is unfair, but it’s always there.


DEI (or whatever) is no solution.

Playing fields leveled invite retribution.

Since there can never be a preventative,

why not just tax it as a disincentive?

A hate-take on scam CO2 offset.

Nothing changes but there's a profit.


(While we’re on the subject of DEI, why then

are there so few white NFL linemen?)

Friday, March 28, 2025

Numb. 1366

TOUGH SLEDDING AHEAD

Trump reiterates desire to control Greenland as Vance visits the country

Speaking to service members, Vance said Denmark had "not done a good job by the people of Greenland" - Washington Post

If you come with us as unequal people

we'll turn you in to a cold Puerto Rico.

Or St. Thomas, St. Croix, North 'lantic Guam.

For unlike Denmark, we WILL do you harm.

Just look at our history and you can see

how we have done with our owned" D.C.

HISTORY TRUMPED

Trump executive order on Smithsonian targets funding for programs with 'improper ideology'

Trump claimed there has been a "concerted and widespread" effort over the past decade to rewrite American history by replacing "objective facts" with a "distorted narrative driven by ideology rather than truth," adding that it casts the "founding principles" of the United States in a "negative light." - AP


America IS/WAS/WILL-ALWAYS-BE perfect

because by OUR GOD we’ve been blessed.

Natives exterminated, Africans trafficked?

If that ever happened it was at GOD's behest.

We will get GREATER forever and ever.

Our motto: SHOOT FIRST, ask questions never.



MUCH ADO ABOUT INK-DOO-DOO

Pete Hegseth's Arabic tattoo stirs controversy: 'clear symbol of Islamophobia'

Critics say US defense secretary's tattoo of the word kafir, meaning 'infidel' or 'non-believer' could offend Muslims - Guardian


BIG FUCKING DEAL! I'm a crusader. I'm a self-labeled ‘KAFFIR'.

Ya think I give a shit about Muslims? It's the damned Yids that I fear.

If that photo leaks, I am shit out of luck.

You know? My Trump stamp? “נשק לי את התחת שמוק"?*

——————

*“KISS MY ASS SCHMUCK"


A RAM DEM TAUT TO CALYPSO BEAT

Trump, D., dump truck, him goan bild wall

Hey-donny-dumb-fuck, doan see ad all

Congress mon toady cabinet yes-mon:

mon, why you us caus in-DEI-jest-shun?


REMIND YOU OF ANYONE?

"We are not interested in the good of others; we are interested solely in power. Not wealth or luxury or long life or happiness: only power, pure power.... We are different from all the oligarchies of the past, in that we know what we are doing. All the others, even those who resembled ourselves, were cowards and hypocrites. The German Nazis and the Russian Communists came very close to us in their methods, but they never had the courage to recognize their own motives. They pretended, perhaps they even believed, that they had seized power unwillingly and for a limited time, and that just round the corner there lay a paradise where human beings would be free and equal. We are not like that. We know that no one ever seizes power with the intention of relinquishing it. Power is not a means, it is an end. One does not establish a dictatorship in order to safeguard a revolution; one makes the revolution in order to establish the dictatorship. The object of persecution is persecution. The object of torture is torture. The object of power is power." George Orwell, 1984

Thursday, March 20, 2025

Numb. 1358 DEI Schadenfreude (Just An Eichorny Edition); DEI GOP H-Y-P-ocrisy

Grand Rapids expresses disappointment and disgust in GOP Sen. Justin Eichorn

Residents and relatives say he should resign after he’s charged with soliciting an underage girl for sex. - Minnesota Star-Tribune

WOULD YA LOOK AT THIS GUY!

Disgustingly Muslim.

Probably Hispanic, as well.

Also, safe bet, he’s a transsexual'.

Whichever way, he’s gay as hell.

And deep in his heart,

he’s really a Dem.

As I always say,

“No trusting them!”

Tuesday, February 4, 2025

Numb. 1311 GOP DEI

Do you remember how GOP got in a lather

when Hillary designed Bill’s medical plan?

When Rosalynn joined Jimmy’s Cabinet meetings, 

to a man, GOPers dampened their pants? 

Yet with co-President Elon they are not at all harried,

although he and Donnie are not even married?

Mein Gott im Himmel, GF2!

Monday, February 3, 2025

Numb. 1310 O! Bleak (and old-Time[s]y headlines)

Okay, The BYSTANDER. is pessimistic.

That said, whatever Trump's nihilistic,

malicious intentions; his narcissistic,

sadistic endeavors fascistic;

his increasingly blatant, illegal behavior,

his gullibles still insist he’s their savior

and will become extremely indignant

if anyone ever dare says, He's malignant."

Would it be pedantic to call this fantastic?...

Wait. This just in. He's renamed the Atlantic.


A country heretofore, “not of men, but of laws”,

forevermore TRUMPed, I pronounce a lost cause. 

Old-Time[s]y Headlines



 

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