Numb. 1932 Marching In and Faked Alaska

Numb. 1919 Next and Western Sieve

Numb. 1833 Birthright Re Ducks, Pat Riot Games, and Anti-AntiFa

Numb. 1786 Castros Convertible?

Numb. 1671 Headlines Ripped Off Teletype

Numb. 1652 Trading Cards

Numb. 1622 Die, Die, DEI, Die (or Thank You, Fidel)

— The Guardian

Calibri discarded.

Hail (ugh!) Times Roman.
Vowel-ending names
are also too foreign.
(Which, as you know,
ours simply aren't.)

One pure ethnicity.
Aye, there's the nub.
Trumpet our leader.

(signed) Mark O. Rubb.

Nimb. 1328 Clipped From The Headlines 02/19/2025