Numb. 1146 Elon Musk

Entrepreneur, one in a trillion.
An Ayn Rand hero. (At last!)
A reincarnation of Marshall Dillon,
surely he'll set “Dodge" straight real fast.

Casting Darn Old as his jester — Chester —

comical sidekick sans gun,
his designated Mars mission tester.
(Fingers crossed, one launch.... All done!)
With Elon in charge and entire planet
made safe for an entrepreneur,
no one dast say, “Dammit, Janet,
he produces so much manure!”