Numb. 1344 But Will It Holed Water?

gulf noun

1: a part of an ocean or sea extending into the land

2: a deep chasm : abyss

3: whirlpool

4: a wide gap

-Merriam-Webster Dictionary

Trump this: American Chasm,

filled to the brim with carcinogens.

Trump this: American Abyss,

a hole so deep we cannot climb out of it.

Trump that: American Whirlpool,

drowning the nation in misinformation.

Trump all: American Gap,

inflated ego in place of leadership.

Numb. 1341 Clipped From The Headlines 03/04/2025: Anti-Social Insecurity, Crypto Con Goes On, Trump Tees Off On Trees

"Social Security is the biggest Ponzi scheme
of all time," Musk declared.- New York Times

 

The Con Goes On

Cryptocurrency prices jumped after President Donald Trump’s
surprise announcement he wants the U.S. government to
purchase and hold a variety of digital assets in a strategic

reserve fund … - AP

As we observed back in the day (click below to see):

The DAILY DOGGEREL No. 221.1

 

President’s move to expand tree cutting 

across 280m acres evades rules to
protect endangered species - Guardian

 

You cannot build golf courses in forests,

so I say trees gotta go.

Though I’ve done a bit of construction,

on the hole it is the destruction

required I love to do that precedes it.

Numb. 1155 Darn Old Coin

Guardian: Trump hawks $100 commemorative coins in latest hunt for cash

The latest addition to the Trump entrepreneurial universe – one that four bankruptcies and a recent financial fraud conviction only begin to attest to – display a profile of the former president’s face and an image of the White House with the words “In God we Trust”.

DarnOldCoin®, my new funny money.

Hurry, get yours, don't be a dummy.

You’d think, by now, my “misadventures”

would have completely depleted my purse.

Say I invest in Rudy’s dentures ...

maybe unwise, but I have done worse.

On Wall Street they call it a “pump and dump” –

pretend a success, then screw the chumps.

Coins show my profile in bas-relief

plus a depiction of Rudy's teeth.

Numb. 1147 Trump Con Currency

Guardian: Trump launches new cryptocurrency venture but declines to share details

Step right up, get your DarnOldTrumpMoney®.
Hurry, supplies can not last.
Ignore fake news saying it’s scummy
like the ripoffs I pulled off in the past.
Your coin contains a lock of my hair

from my actual head. (Or elsewhere.)
All coins are hollowed, so they’re light and wearable.
A year's cost — with interest — will be almost bearable.
Each coin is genuine 24 carat.
(Though it will turn green if you wear it.)