Step right up, get your DarnOldTrumpMoney®.
Hurry, supplies can not last.
Ignore fake news saying it’s scummy
like the ripoffs I pulled off in the past.
Your coin contains a lock of my hair
Hurry, supplies can not last.
Ignore fake news saying it’s scummy
like the ripoffs I pulled off in the past.
Your coin contains a lock of my hair
from my actual head. (Or elsewhere.)
All coins are hollowed, so they’re light and wearable.
A year's cost — with interest — will be almost bearable.
Each coin is genuine 24 carat.
(Though it will turn green if you wear it.)
All coins are hollowed, so they’re light and wearable.
A year's cost — with interest — will be almost bearable.
Each coin is genuine 24 carat.
(Though it will turn green if you wear it.)