(sung to the tune of “The Life And Legend Of Wyatt Earp”)
Now here is the story about a man hoary
perpetually stuck in low gear
a wheeler and dealer
a grabber a feeler
insecure and full of fear
Darn Old Trump Darn Old Trump
past his prime so very old
never a genius except in meanness
Also he’s so very old
Now he had the effront’ry
to think that the country
would follow his egoist whim
would ignore the slime
would get into line
twice fall for a Bozo like him
Darn Old Trump Darn Old Trump
past his prime so very old
never a genius except in meanness
and as I said ever so old
His mother and father
both end up gaga
brains shot completely to pot
Forget the cosmetics
it’s in his genetics
It’s hap’ning already — A lot
Darn Old Trump Darn Old Trump
past his prime so very old
never a genius except in meanness
between his ears nothing but mold