Why in hell would Satan bother
to try to destroy life on Earth?
Can't Beelzebub see all of God's chosen
are going at it for all they are worth?
Tho' they disagree, it seems, on details
each knows he's — she's? — THE ONE
divinely protected, heaven-selected
to bring blessed perfection to everyone.
Non-believers, of course, will scoff.
(Until believers finish us off.)
Proof of this thesis is overabundant.
Religion renders all devils redundant.