Numb. 1628 True

Numb. 1570 The Murdochian Candid Ate

Skool Daze

Numb. 1478 One Of King's Horses Bolted

CLIPPED FROM THE HEADLINES (7/19/2025)

GOOGLE AI Overview (edited for length)

• Main Headline: "TROMPE ESCHEWING SUGGESTION HE WAS NEVER PERFECTION" – This headline appears to be satirical, possibly referencing a prominent figure and the idea of avoiding accountability or admitting flaws.

• Sub-headlines:

• "Says Merdox Guilty Of Treason, Revokes Family's Citizenship, 'Send The Lot To Guantanamo'" – This exaggerates political rhetoric and suggests extreme measures against perceived enemies, potentially satirizing media moguls like Rupert Murdoch, given the similar-sounding name.

• "SEIZES WSJ/FOX/NEWS AMERICA" – This further ties into the potential satire of media control and power, referencing well-known media outlets.

• "'If I Made And Signed Pictures Of Chicks In The Nude, Wudda Had Bigger Beautiful Boobs'" – This line injects crude, self-deprecating humor, possibly poking fun at vanity or perceived injustices in public perception.

• Byline: "By SURINDAR ORDAI Special to The Now Dark Times.." – This fictional byline and publication name confirm the piece's satirical nature, as "The Now Dark Times" is not a recognized news organization.

Numb. 1364

SECOND THOUGHTS, SECOND AMENDMENT

The Supreme Court on Wednesday

upheld the Biden administration’s

regulation of ghost guns....

Justices Samuel A. Alito and

Clarence Thomas dissented. - Washington Post

Alito and Thomas, sure hope they're “wanded" whenever they go to conference. 

Those billowy robes ... God only knows what kind of heat these dudes are packing?

THICK AS THIEVES

Teen member of Musk’s Doge staff provided tech support to cybercrime ring, records show

Edward Coristine, who is 19, is among members of Doge effort that has been given access to official networks - Guardian

Folks, don’t get upset. This is not how it looks.

Elon and me do not hire crooks.

My support for this kid is unconditional.

Like me, he may be a master criminal.

THE CHIEF'S PROBLEM

John Roberts has a Pius-like problem.

If he says “STOP!”, Trump will ignore him.

All he can do is hope and pray

either he dies or goes away.

BIG BROTHER IS WATCHING

Two Minutes of Hate ain't near enough

to demonstrate hatred for lib-er-al stuff.

Merde-dock’s FOX’s preview of heaven

feeds our need twenty-four/seven.

SEX

In mammals pairs of chromosomes match.

Except for the sex ones, the Y and the X.

X is symmetric, whole and intact.

Y, in effect, is a broken X.

Numb. 1361 A Teaser For A Survival Sit Calm

PROMO

Fat Donald stars

as Big Brother

in an Orwellian

wish-it-weren't-true fantasy

Rupert Merde-Dock 

costars as Mary Shelley. 

SCREEN BLURB AT RISE

Government of, by, and for billionaires

with everyone else kicked down spiral stairs.

(And for tax reasons, despite divorce, 

she gets interred on Jersey golf course.)

VOICEOVER

Can conned servitors fail to assail

Fat Man/Big Brother’s freeing of jailed

violent offenders? Will his next trick be

renaming D.C. District of Dixie?

END CREDITS QUESTION

Can country — or mankind! — survive

if no one remembers we’re in this together,

that nobody, ever, gets out alive?

Numb. 1320 But What'll I Do Tomorrow?

Trump says he will appoint himself chair of Kennedy Center

“At my direction, we are going to make the Kennedy Center in Washington D.C., GREAT AGAIN,” Trump wrote in a Truth Social post. - Guardian

I checked this with Elon and he said it’s okay,

so here we go: Donald Trump, Artist!

Composer-in-residence, playwright par excellence

and whatever else I decide is required.

With Elon pursuing the day-to-day stuff,

with it being too cold outdoors for gulf,

with Rupert not giving me my own show on FOX,

I have time to explore my artistic self.

To paint, to sculpt, to choreograph.

My artistic genius given free reign at last.

Just one small thing, before I commence ...

changing the name to

DONALD TRUMP SENT HER

Donald Trump Contemplating A Bust Of Donald Trump

Numb. 1260 Donnie On Truth Syrup (width missed spellings)

I never could dance like Fred Austere.

I hate everyone who suspects my hair.

As Rupe says in headlines NOW IT CAN BE TOLD:

I’m not only senile, I’m ever so old.

But miracle pills “Doc" Elon prescribed

can keep me viral, and what's more alive.

(Since meeting Elon I now comprehend

all that I missed lacking African friends.)

Everything presently's going to plan,

Forever young, I'm Dylan or Pete or Pan!

With my Niagara Falls of Viagra,

America, I am so gonna shag ya.

Numb. 1242: From Donald's Diary II

Do I need a pretext to seize New York Times
and turn it over to Murdoch?
Supine SUPREMES would have my back —
bowing to FOX, not heirs of Ochs.