Showing posts with label Marjorie Taylor Greene. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Marjorie Taylor Greene. Show all posts

Friday, November 15, 2024

Numb. 1217 Trump's Tailor

First thing I do after taking the oath?
I swiftly deport Tailor Quick,
who’s nearing forty and did not support me.
I like younger women who don’t politick.
I prefer pretty women who know their place
to this too-tall, cupie doll with her SAD puppy face.
She, I believe, should be unseen.
I don't want tailors unless they're Greene.

Monday, October 14, 2024

Numb. 1174 Marjorie Musings

When so-called “meteorologists”

unleash multiple meteor storms,

will left-leaning “Rothschild” apologists

admit this is how a hurricane “forms”?

That they're the products of evil forces?

(Much like the many such under my bed.)

I have this from reliable sources.

(Voices that argue and shout in my head.)

Trump/Pence — VANCE! — alone can save us

from Democrat Party onslaughts.

Outrageous plots to further enslave us.

According to FOX. And Musk X reports.


Come Guy Fawkes, the fifth of November,

if Dems even whisper they’ve won,

we will do things they will remember.

All the while smiling. I've. Got. My. Gun!


Friday, October 4, 2024

Numb. 1168 Marjorie, THE Weather Girl

Controversial Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene has claimed that a mysterious “they” can control the weather after Hurricane Helene killed more than two dozen people in her state and a total of 200 across the US. — The Independent

Hurricanes hitting good Christian States!

Doesn’t God know where we are?

Why always Florida in the storm corridor?

Why doesn’t God target New York?

Those People follow a different theology.

“THE CHOSEN” control our meteorology!

An Untoward Event

Numb. 1907 Getting It To Get Her or Ms Con Screwed