Donald Trump vows to be protector of women ‘whether they like it or not’ -- The Guardian
Oh-oh yes I'm the great protector
of women and young girls as well
I protect them so much they flinch at my touch
and sue me and say “Go to hell"
Oh-oh yes I'm the great protector
Alive to a world that I own
I'm not to blame I'm senile I'm insane
And two I starred in Home Alone
I feel and I grab but it's all just for fun
Who'd ever think it offends anyone
Yes I'm the great protector
I'm not just a fake rich fat clown
Take it from me I am more than you see
I bet I'll look great with a crown
protecting you into the ground
I lie and cheat and I am all depraved
but people love it when I misbehave
Yes TRUMP ... the women's protector
up there with Hen-r-y Eight
I suffer the women to come on to me
and generous I deny them not
and we all enjoy it -- A LOT
