COULD Darn Old Trump fire ANY gun?
Or even work out how to trigger it?
Easing fat finger into the guard,
squeezing soft? … WOULDN'T he figure it
a threat to his manhood? … NOT going hard?
NOT going fast? NOT having fun?
In person, he CANNOT fire anyone.
So I put it to you: he COULD NOT fire a gun,
and on Fifth Avenue COULDN'T shoot anyone.