Donald J. Trump suggested in a radio interview on Monday that he had visited war-torn Gaza in the past, a place there is no record of him visiting. When asked to clarify, a campaign aide said that Gaza is “in Israel” and that Mr. Trump has visited Israel. — The New York Times
(sung to the tune of “On The Street Where You Live")
To Gaza I have been before.
Played the course.
I guess it was before the war.
I had loads of fun.
Eighteen holes-in-one.
Now they say my great mind’s like a sieve.
I can feel the breeze
in that Gaza town.
I recall I heard dogs bark
each time I played a round.
My golf ball soars
soon as I yell “Fore”.
Now they say my great mind’s like a sieve.
And their empowering feeling
just because they knew I was near.
The applause, the waving, the cheering
as I shift my golf cart to passing gear.
It is so unfair. It still bothers me.
The mem’ry of my trip is such a part of me.
Let the facts deny. It is not a lie.
Just that my great big mind's like a sieve.