I am the very model of a modern Angel Gabriel
a misogynistic gadabout missing marbles intracranial
Colorful, quixotic and it must be said quite flavorful
An Aryan philanderer with problems be-hav-iorial
I suppose that your could call me an avow-ed white supremacist
since I’m fearful of the people I perceive as nemesis
Were Congress e’er to query me concerning my peculiar views
I’d cheerfully assure them that I’m in agreement with FOX News.
An officer and a gentleman who causes damsels great distress
My relationships with women are quite often acrimonious
In short I am like Trump who is a little criminal
I am the very model of a modern Angel Gabriel
