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A COUPLET OF THOUGHTS
A Market-Rattling Attempt to Make the American Economy Trump Always Wanted
The president dreams of factories reopened and towns revitalized by tariffs, but stocks plunged on fears economic growth will suffer - WSJ
Having become Heaven's Gaetz clone,
GOP's building its very own Jonestown.
If you are thinking,
“O, WTF!
This has to end."
Good night. And good luck.
You're out-of-touch, friend!
DON’T PANIC!
I’ve got this entirely in hand.
It’s working out just as I planned.
“Allies'” reserves are in U.S. dollars.
I render them worthless, they gotta borrow
crypto from me and (TRUE son) Elon
who, though South African,
like me — and God — is North European.
It’s fun having money, it’s fun to deploy it,
but when I destroy you I really enjoy it.
SNAP!
Do you recall when they stress tested banks
and said things were (mostly) okay.
With my Trumpocracy testing democracy,
I'd say things are going the opposite way.
TRUMP LEGAL DOCTRINE
‘LAW’ is a theory. As is ‘Evolution’.
Why does TRUMP need a ‘Constitution’?
is, as I see it, perfectly legal.
A Kremlin envoy on Thursday praised the
Trump administration for hearing "Russia’s
position on many issues"... - New York Times
I am instructed to tell you directly from Vlad
belated thank you for support in Crimea.
Also must ask — I trust not in vain —
can you please help us conquer Ukraine?
Our forces, like yours, have lost the knack
of fighting folk who choose to fight back.
Our proposition: in Ukraine you lend us a hand
then, maybe, we help you seizing Greenland?
As maybe perhaps-be you already know,
we have expertise with ice and snow.
