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If I turn my brain into AI,
I can be president after I die.
Imagine the savings. Ending elections.
No one undoes my prodigious perfections.
I will be president for all afterlife
freeing U.S. from political strife.
And here’s the part I bigly do love,
I’ll also be God in heaven above.
PUTTIN' IT ALL IN PERSPECTIVE
2025 Estimate U.S. Population (including undocumented residents): 350 million
December 2024 Elon Musk Net Worth: $400 billion
2025 Approximate Retail Price Model Y Tesla (less tax, title, destination charges, dealer prep): $100,000
2024 Annual Cost For Food U.S. Per Person: $2,500
2025 Price Of Big Mac (less tax): $5.29
TRUMP 3-DAY TARIFF MARKET DECLINE: $6 trillion
T3DTMD Per Person: $17,143 (or 6+ years of three squares a day)
T3DTMD In 2025 Model Y Teslas: 60 million vehicles
T3DTMD In December 2024 Elons: 15
T3DTMD In Terms Even Trump Gets, WELL OVER ONE TRILLION McDONALD'S BIG MACS