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EARTH NIGHT
Land under the country’s largest cities is sinking.
The movement is slow — sinking on the scale of millimeters per year … but the effects accumulate over years. - Washington Post
The Earth's a balloon and Trump's a pinhead.
What on Earth could ever go wrong?
Poke a few holes, extract oil, gas, and water.
We'll be alright, it's just a pinprick.