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REPUBLICAN IDEAL
We are American Hezbollah!
God placed His trust in us.
We favor theocracy
disguised as democracy.
Founders founded a government
of-by-for WHITE PROTESTANT men
whose wives vote how they tell them.
With Trump we've achieved Earthly perfection.
We’ll never need another election.
Pope-like, Trump will appoint senators
who will in due course select his successors.
BUY ANY OTHER NAME (a Donnie Scheme)
Why does this great American river
have a Mexican name? It gives me shivers.
Disgraceful, distasteful, disgusting, insane.
I gotta tell ya, Obama's to blame.
Why don’t I sell naming rights?
OR say I'll lease ’em and see who bites?
All offers considered. Profit and fun.
Confederate rebels particularly welcome.
