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BONDI GAMES & GAGS
Bondi Suggests Signal Chat Episode Is Unlikely to Be Criminally Investigated - New York Times
Between you and me, it’s perfectly clear:
nothing to see going on here.
‘Leak’ is not drastic. No need to get frantic.
But I’d watch my back were I The Atlantic.
NOBEL PEACE PRIZE
"They will never give me a Nobel Peace Prize," Mr. Trump said last month during a meeting with Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu of Israel in the Oval Office. "It’s too bad. I deserve it, but they will never give it to me." - New York Times
Let’s say I became King of Norway,
could I give me Noble Peas Prize?
Or order a fake one from Amazon. Surely
I'm worthy in Jeff Bozo’s eyes.
I could, I suppose, like ol' Fred Noble
create a prize in my name just for me.
TRUMP Wiseguy Prize*, here on Truth Social
if somebody somewhere would cough up some money.
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* with extra fries
