Numb. 1435
CLIPPED FROM THE HEADLINES (6/6/2025)
and CURRENT LAMENTS
CURRENT LAMENTS
Dumb Donald Trump is the absolute worst.
I want my mommie. He hit me first.
Black-eyed, evil Elon … mind is distorted.
If it was up to me, he’d be deported.
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