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MY FAVORITE THINGS (Donnie's Version)
WASHINGTON — Seven Army bases whose names
were changed in 2023 because they honored
Confederate leaders are all reverting
back to their original names... - AP
(Donnie’s Version)
Statues of traitors on glorious horses
favoring slavery in all my discourses
clowning around ’til the fat lady sings
these are but three of my favorite things
Sending Marines to suppress demonstrations
making U.S. pariah of nations
shooting reporters with ammo that stings
these are three more of my favorite things
Unnerving the nation with constant disruption
corralling profits by means of corruption
being facetious in gilded settings
are yet three more of my favorite things
Though indicted, though convicted,
I am never SAD
I simply go out and destroy a few things
and then I don’t feel so bad