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and WHITE HOUSE STATEMENT
WHITE HOUSE STATEMENT
I swear — on my honor — I never met … Elon?
All of those photos are fakes.
As is the “news” that I bought a “Tesla”.
(Which I did not drive ’case he fiddled the brakes.)
Like all those women who say I abused them,
not one of witch I ever met,
this Elon (?) guy — drug user, loser.
(Though I gotta admit, he gets dynamite ket.)
And though convicted, despite what they're tellin' ya,
when I grab some pussy, it isn't a felony.
