Numb. 1465
WHIMSELF'S EXEC OH, DEARS
I added pre-nup to citizenship:
Piss me off and you’re toast.
SUPREMES to correct U.S. Constitution.
“Checking” and “balancing” now solely for banking.
To stem problems from mass vaccinations,
half the world's people I declare dead.
Scrapping “Geneva Convention”.
War is like sports.
Rules must be dispensed with
if they might impede winning.
The twentieth century was a mistake.
Therefore, I hereby repeal it.
Laws after McKinley,
never actually happened.
All other laws — including “THE CONSTITUTION” —
like Ten Commandments are now suggestions.
Henceforth THE LAW will be my secret.
Whatever you do may be illegal.
