Wednesday, July 30, 2025

Numb. 1488 Department Of Ignorance

CLIPPED FROM THE HEADLINES (7/30/2025)

GOOGLE AI Overview (edited)

[P]arody newspaper article 

  • uses exaggerated and offensive language to satirize ideas promoting racial segregation and discriminatory practices in education under the guise of "school choice"

  • parodies real news headlines by adopting a style similar to The New York Times

  • highlights controversial and racially charged claims, including the banning of white female cheerleaders, the idea of "bussing causes air pollution" as an argument against desegregation, and suggesting specific manual labor roles for "Unathletic Non-Whites"

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