Numb. 1701 Sugar Cuba

AP: Trompe raises the possibility of a ‘friendly takeover of Cuba’ 

Numb. 1700 Sorry, Dr. Franklin

Numb. 1699 Get Out, The Vote

Numb. 1698 The Fate Of The Union

Numb. 1697 Even In The Cannon's Mouth

Numb. 1696 Mercy? Nary, au contraire

Numb. 1695 Western Civ [sic] Battle Cries

I.

You will not replace us!

Get back to your zoo.

When we're good and ready,

WE'll replace YOU.

II.

Our EMPIRE's forever.

There is no finer.

Though it is not

as near old as China.

III.

EUROPEANS are

the real Israelites,

gifted by YHWH,

with his divine rights.

Despite our hist’ry, most nights

we sleep well.

IV.

ENGLISH is

EARTH’s natural tongue

spoken by everyone

who is anyone.

As Latin was

(back in its day)

the language of people

with something to say.

Mandarin is

aberrant, abhorrent.

“Ping pong, ding-a-ring”?

Hollibry foleign.

Numb. 1694 Courtin' Diss After

Numb.1693 (Ahem) A Hymn To HIM

We daren't be unkind to Donald.

He is a sensitive lad.

Yes, he has, on occasion,

said things offensive

but only because he was saddened

by our inattention —  

though he'd never mention it —

our disregard of his whatever whim.

We must not deny him.

We must mollify him.

Open your hymnal.  

Sing him a hymn.

Must I remind you he is Our Father, 

Himself (of course), and Holy Ghost?

No Hindu-Mohammedan, 

no Dalai Lama can 

approach His Wholesomeness 

however often or loudly they boast.

The hokey-pokery that  

flows from Rome's popery  

Paganist-Satanist-Vatican throne 

can never move us,  

but only behooves us 

to worshiply bless him,  

so as not to stress him,

give him the keys to our  

heart and our home.

He is our Donald.  

He is our own.

Numb. 1692 Trompe Card(s)

Numb. 1691 DEI On His Rivals

Numb. 1690 N V

Watch in awe as they violate law? Justify crimes, lies, and sleaze?

Why do we celebrate sinners?

Is it because they tell us they’re winners?

Or, (clearing throat, saying “Ahem”)

deep down inside, do we want to be them?

Numb. 1689 Trompe: Bidin' My Time, Greenland

Numb. 1688 Business Opportunity (A Capitalist's Credo)

Water and Air abound in abundance.

There is no money in that. 

Not at all how it should've been done.

Load of socialist crap.

Muddy the waters,

make air unbreathable.

Then charge to fix it

at prices unreasonable.

It is THE way.

Nothing can stop it.

Does not Bible say

Christ followed profits.

Numb. 1687 Pen Say, Another A4-ism

Say good night to 1619. 

Slavery now never happened. 

Blacks, given passage, 

homes, clothing, subsistence

in exchange for labor

(and all descendants),

poured forth in droves

and were accepted.

Like athletes they were.

Before free agency.

(As with poor players

they could be traded.)

Sum few were ungrateful.

Most were content.

'Til Northern Aggression,

pretending resentment,

derailed, for a time,

our Godly society

yielding today's

effete impropriety.

Borne again, David

is putting things right.

If you do not approve,

“Gracie, good night".

Numb. 1686 Pen Say, An A4-ism

Libertarians endorse evolution. 
Survival of fittest. 
How life, raw in tooth in claw —
nasty, short, brutish, cruel, lawless —
treats each species  
plant, animal, other
as creator intended. Harsh. 
Add a lack of inheritance tax 
giving inbred descendants of creator's favorites  a dog leg up on everyone else.  Perfect.

Numb. 1685 Fed Funds, Taxes, Bridging Canada Gap

Numb. 1684 GO For The Gold (and give it here)

Numb. 1683 Trompe Military In Distress Complex

Numb. 1682 R-E-S-P-E-C-T

Numb. 1681 Writing Names Naming Rights

Retrieved from White House waste basket by party or parties unknown.

Numb. 1680 Trompe Saves America

Numb. 1679 Trompe Protection Racket

Gotta have Canada

for secure northern border

Gotta have Greenland

to protect Canada

Gotta have Iceland

to protect Greenland

Gotta have Britain

to protect Iceland

Gotta have France 

to protect Britain

Gotta have Germany

(plus Spain and Italy)

to protect France

No need for Ireland 

or Portugal, 

but they are there,

what the hell after all

Gotta have Poland

to protect Germany

(Austria, Hungry, 

Baltics, Balkans as well)

Denmark, Norway,

Sweden, Finland

Maybe, Romania,

so hard to tell)

Switzerland

I'll need for the banks

Holding the money

I'm given in thanks

Belgium, Netherlands, Liechtenstein,

fill the gaps betwixt and between

Monaco's casino

I gotta grab it

Don’t really need it,

but it’s a habit

San Marino, Andorra,

Vatican City

Leaving them there

would be a pity

Greece, Turkey,

Israel, Jordan

Syria’s wearying

but I'd like Lebanon

Iraq for the sake of old times

Ethiopia, Egypt,

Sudan, Somalia, 

the Gulf States, Yemen

Saudi Arabia

all need protection

I’ll be their savior

North African coast states

swimming in oil

mine by rights, one and all

Don't want Iran 

or Afghanistan,

but Alexander had ’em

so I guess I can

Armenia, Georgia —

those misplaced votes

(if  Vlad will permit me)

And, of course,

the west hemisphere

Then Indo-Pacific

HAVE I MADE MYSELF CLEAR?

Numb. 1678 Six Teen Tons From Coal Pit To Orbit To Obit

Numb. 1677 Call The Midterms

Numb. 1676 When In Rome

Numb. 1675 When Because We Are Just

Numb. 1674 Protection America