PRESENT TENTS, FUTURE OUTDOORS
Sell or buy Elon's AI?
Are robotaxis impractical?
Breakup with Donald?
Hamilton-Arnold?
Or was it cunning and tactical?
Did Elon replace blowhard know-not
with Afrikaner Tesla robot?
Think Merde-ox-FOX notices
a change in POTUSes?
GOP passes Rand-ayn swill.
Can FEMA remnants rebuild anthill?
Will we survive?
At best, perhaps.
Probable outcome:
see r/collapse.
Numb. 1452
AS IF history mattered
AS IF it made a diff
AS IF we could affect anything
AS IF continents drift
AS IF want was relievable
AS IF warring could cease
AS IF life were conceivable
AS IF we could tolerate peace
AS IF we agreed to temper our greedAS IF we agreed to help those in need
AS IF we accepted “the common good”
AS IF such a notion could be understood
AS IF hope could banish despair
AS IF we’d stop building castles in air
AS IF
AS IF
AS
f’ing
IF
If we start over with the Constitution,
the Bill of Rights, and 13 States,
might not our problems evaporate?
(Except, no doubt, the Confederate South,
so best we begin with just Northern states.)
in the Confederacy,
Russia, France, Mexico.
(If it isn't still Spain.)
If these, our neighbors,
dare disrespect us,
British America
may deign to protect us.
One, two, three: sing
“God Save The King”.
(Charles, NOT Donald.
Who needs that petty, bad penny Benedict Arnold?)
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Numb. 1442
WILL WE STILL BE HERE
TOMORROW (Click)
Last night Israel bombed I-ran
So how will I-ran re-spond
Both sides, it seems, have nu-cle-ar bombs
Will either be here tomorrow
Could be the last war ever
First nuke exchange ever
If it's a un-i-ver-sal call to arms
Then who will be here tomorrow
The nighttime quiet’s broken
with sirens blaring their alarms
Will there be anything but smoke when
the sun’s up, I so hope,
but I’ve qualms
Will this grim war expand to
Russia, U.S., other lands too
If everyone gets in on the fun
Then who will be here tomorrow
Will this grim war expand to
Russia, U.S., and other lands too
If everyone gets in on the fun
Then who will be here tomorrow
Then who will be here tomorrow
Then who will be here tomorrow
Then there will be no tomorrow
meanwhile
YOU’RE NOT SICK, YOU’RE JUST IN LOVE
Health Secretary Robert F. Kennedy Jr. on Wednesday announced eight new picks for a key immunization committee, including vaccine opponents. - Wall Street Journal
Bobby and Donnie:
We need vaccines no longer.
Fred N. got it wrong.
What kills YOU makes ME stronger.
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and
MY FAVORITE THINGS (Donnie's Version)
WASHINGTON — Seven Army bases whose names
were changed in 2023 because they honored
Confederate leaders are all reverting
back to their original names... - AP
(Donnie’s Version)
Statues of traitors with sabers on horses
savoring slavery in all my discourses
clowning around while the fat lady sings
these are a few of my favorite things
Sending Marines to suppress demonstrations
making U.S. pariah of nations
shooting reporters with ammo that stings
these are a few of my favorite things
Unnerving the nation with constant disruption
corralling profits by means of corruption
being facetious in gilded settings
these are a few of my favorite things
Though indicted and convicted,
I am never SAD
I simply go out and destroy a few things
and then I don’t feel so bad
