Numb. 1682 R-E-S-P-E-C-T

Numb. 1681 Writing Names Naming Rights

Retrieved from White House waste basket by party or parties unknown.

Numb. 1680 Trompe Saves America

Numb. 1679 Trompe Protection Racket

Gotta have Canada

for secure northern border

Gotta have Greenland

to protect Canada

Gotta have Iceland

to protect Greenland

Gotta have Britain

to protect Iceland

Gotta have France 

to protect Britain

Gotta have Germany

(plus Spain and Italy)

to protect France

No need for Ireland 

or Portugal, 

but they are there,

what the hell after all

Gotta have Poland

to protect Germany

(Austria, Hungry, 

Baltics, Balkans as well)

Denmark, Norway,

Sweden, Finland

Maybe, Romania,

so hard to tell)

Switzerland

I'll need for the banks

Holding the money

I'm given in thanks

Belgium, Netherlands, Liechtenstein,

fill the gaps betwixt and between

Monaco's casino

I gotta grab it

Don’t really need it,

but it’s a habit

San Marino, Andorra,

Vatican City

Leaving them there

would be a pity

Greece, Turkey,

Israel, Jordan

Syria’s wearying

but I'd like Lebanon

Iraq for the sake of old times

Ethiopia, Egypt,

Sudan, Somalia, 

the Gulf States, Yemen

Saudi Arabia

all need protection

I’ll be their savior

North African coast states

swimming in oil

mine by rights, one and all

Don't want Iran 

or Afghanistan,

but Alexander had ’em

so I guess I can

Armenia, Georgia —

those misplaced votes

(if  Vlad will permit me)

And, of course,

the west hemisphere

Then Indo-Pacific

HAVE I MADE MYSELF CLEAR?

Numb. 1678 Six Teen Tons From Coal Pit To Orbit To Obit

Numb. 1677 Call The Midterms

Numb. 1676 When In Rome

Numb. 1675 When Because We Are Just

Numb. 1674 Protection America

Numb. 1673 Weigh To Went

Numb. 1672 A Gentle Nudge

Numb. 1671 Headlines Ripped Off Teletype

Numb. 1670 Block The Vote

Numb. 1669 Fires In The Environs

Numb. 1668 The Way We Are Soon

Numb. 1667 Illegal U-Turn

Numb. 1666 The Weather Outside Is ...

Numb. 1665 Knights (Knaves?) Of The New Round Table

Trompe sees his billion dollar pay-to-play

Not-Quite Round Table replacing UN,

the world governed “justly” by wealthy WHITE men.

Heaven — thank God! — is NOT democratic.

Not even a pre-tend republic.

When Donald gets there I have no doubt,

that commie, YHWH, will be throne out.

Numb. 1664 Achtung!

Numb. 1663 Sir Prize's Surplus Surprise

Numb.1662 Seize And Insist

Numb. 1661 An Offer Danes Can't (Daren't) Defuse

Numb. 1660 Occupied Terror Tories

Numb. 1659 Press Free Doom

Numb. 1658 Greenland Saga & Letter To Our Reader re: No Bells and Whistles

Numb. 1657 Continental Drift

Numb. 1656 Second Thoughts

Numb. 1655 An Inside Story (not page 1 worthy)

Numb. 1654 Keep Your ICE On The Price

Numb. 1653 Vengeance Is Mined

Numb. 1652 Trading Cards

Numb. 1651 Unfree At Last, Unfree At Last! (plus MY Greenland)

Numb. 1650 From Poles To Shining, Seize

Numb. 1649 Weighty Matters

Numb. 1648 The Wrest Is His Story

Numb. 1647 Next

Numb. 1646 Smart Dalek

Numb. 1645 Watch Out, Canada!

Numb. 1644 Double Plus Good

Numb. 1643 Presentdent Trompe's New Year Message To His Subjects (draft)

Don A Lot (sung to the tune of Lerner and Lowe's "Camelot")