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Numb. 1695 Western Civ [sic] Battle Cries
I.
You will not replace us!
Get back to your zoo.
When we're good and ready,
WE'll replace YOU.
Despite our hist’ry, most nights
we sleep well.
Saturday, February 21, 2026
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Numb.1693 (Ahem) A Hymn To HIM
We daren't be unkind to Donald.
He is a sensitive lad.
Yes, he has, on occasion,
said things offensive
but only because he was saddened
by our inattention —
though he'd never mention it —
our disregard of his whatever whim.
We must not deny him.
We must mollify him.
Open your hymnal.
Sing him a hymn.
Must I remind you he is Our Father,
Himself (of course), and Holy Ghost?
No Hindu-Mohammedan,
no Dalai Lama can
approach His Wholesomeness
however often or loudly they boast.
The hokey-pokery that
flows from Rome's popery
Paganist-Satanist-Vatican throne
can never move us,
but only behooves us
to worshiply bless him,
so as not to stress him,
give him the keys to our
heart and our home.
He is our Donald.
He is our own.
Thursday, February 19, 2026
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Numb. 1688 Business Opportunity (A Capitalist's Credo)
Water and Air abound in abundance.
There is no money in that.
Not at all how it should've been done.
Load of socialist crap.Muddy the waters,
make air unbreathable.
Then charge to fix it
at prices unreasonable.
It is THE way.
Nothing can stop it.
Does not Bible say
Christ followed profits.
Saturday, February 14, 2026
Numb. 1687 Pen Say, Another A4-ism
Say good night to 1619.Slavery now never happened.Blacks, given passage,homes, clothing, subsistencein exchange for labor(and all descendants),poured forth in drovesand were accepted.Like athletes they were.Before free agency.(As with poor playersthey could be traded.)Sum few were ungrateful.Most were content.'Til Northern Aggression,pretending resentment,derailed, for a time,our Godly societyyielding today'seffete impropriety.Borne again, Davidis putting things right.If you do not approve,“Gracie, good night".
Friday, February 13, 2026
Numb. 1686 Pen Say, An A4-ism
Survival of fittest.
How life, raw in tooth in claw —
nasty, short, brutish, cruel, lawless —
treats each species
plant, animal, other
as creator intended. Harsh.
Add a lack of inheritance tax
giving inbred descendants of creator's favorites a dog leg up on everyone else. Perfect.
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