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LET BIGOTS BE BIGOTS
We will never be free of bigotry.
Hard wired. Part of the genome.
Baked into traditions. Sculpted by culture.
It is unfair, but it’s always there.
DEI (or whatever) is no solution.
Playing fields leveled invite retribution.
Since there can never be a preventative,
why not just tax it as a disincentive?
A hate-take on scam CO2 offset.
Nothing changes but there's a profit.
(While we’re on the subject of DEI, why then
are there so few white NFL linemen?)
I am the very model of a modern Angel Gabriel
a misogynistic gadabout missing marbles intracranial
Colorful, quixotic and it must be said quite flavorful
An Aryan philanderer with problems be-hav-iorial
I suppose that your could call me an avow-ed white supremacist
since I’m fearful of the people I perceive as nemesis
Were Congress e’er to query me concerning my peculiar views
I’d cheerfully assure them that I’m in agreement with FOX News.
An officer and a gentleman who causes damsels great distress
My relationships with women are quite often acrimonious
In short I am like Trump who is a little criminal
I am the very model of a modern Angel Gabriel
Numb. 1391
New Patient Notes
Patient presents Jehovah Complex.
Fittingly that is his name.
Pronounced malignant narcissist tendencies.
Question to self: Mother to blame?
Believes Universe is his creation.
Unable to budge from ideation.
Obsessing about “cosmic inflation”.
Says he prefers insignificant nation.
Perhaps suggest needs a vacation?
“Created” space/time, became lonely
with no one to show it off to.
Dabbled with plants, fiddled with animals
neither of which he found fulfilling:
creation refusing to bow to him willingly.
Looking in mirror — he has many —
said, “LIKE what I’m seeing.
I'll make sloppy copies —
YOU THE MAN! beings.
Just smart enough to know who the boss is,
too dim to blame me for unending losses.
Thanking me daily for wanton neglect,they cannot detect my selfish aspect.”
Never concerned with heaven on Earth,
Rand-ayn felons, increasing net worth,
billionaire geniuses indulging their penises
hell bent on turning Earth into Venus.
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| Is it done yet? |
Numb. 1386
Loose Id-Thoughts At Beddy-Bye Time
Trashing the dollar was always my plan.
Putin’s got U-kraine, I get Greenland.
Let Xi do what he likes with Taiwan.
BB’s THE MAN. Let’s bomb Iran.
More rubble to build casinos in Gaza.
Be nice to Kim. Or maybe bomb him.
The Gulf of America. Great state Toronto.
J.D. Vance is my very own Tonto.
Melanie’s old. Gild her with gold.
Cover the wrinkles with chocolate sprinkles.
Market declines. Biden’s not mine.
Raise one more tariff. Make Arpaio sheriff.
They say he’s senile, how would I know.
Canal in Panama. That’s where bananas are.
Defund universities. They do diversity.
Hello, TRUMPocracy.Good night, democracy.
Solve housing shortage
deporting millions.
Democ Rats cannot be citizens.
Voter ids must be signed by me.
Wish MTG looked like AOC.
Marjorie's just too butch for me.
Ignore Bernie Sanders.
Shout “Media Slanders!”
So much to do. So very busy.
Haven't time ever to grab a pussy.
Must, furthermore,
pose for Rushmore.
THEY call me monster.
THEY call me creep.
I got the cards.
Read ’em and weep.
So much in my head ...
And so to bed.
Numb. 1385
DON TRUMPETO NEGOTIATES (CAPISCE?)
Ya gotta awful nice little whirl here ...
be a pity if sumthin’ shud happen ...
innerfear wid tradin’ guds … sovices ...
shakin’ economies ... makin’ ’em novus.
I'm gonna tell ya wut I’m gonna do ...
won’t be no tariff between me ’n you ...
wudevva ya buy, wudevva ya spen’ ...
right offa da top I get ten puhcen’.
Glad we agree. Come see me laida.
I gotta do some guy's el-evada.
Numb. 1381
Like GM and GE in their heydays
Apple couldn't do wrong.
There were product flops
but more successes,
brushes with death ...
we forgave them their messes.
And we moved on,
ever more keen,
while, sadly, Apple
regressed to the mean.
