Sunday, August 3, 2025

Numb. 1492 Global Strangedy Plus "Donnie" The Rock Opera Excerpt (or WHO's Sorry Now)

CLIPPED FROM THE HEADLINES (8/3/2025)

GOOGLE AI Overview (edited)

"The Now Dark Times," a publication that mimics the name of "The New York Times" but functions as a platform for humorous and often absurd commentary on current events

  • exaggerated and unlikely scenarios (moving nuclear submarines with full disclosure) to lampoon political actions and rhetoric

  • "Sends Map To Show Vlad Where They Are Along With Crew Email Addresses, Technical Specs" and calling it "'CONFIDENCE BUILDING'" adds a layer of absurdity, highlighting the perceived lack of strategic sense or diplomatic nuance

  • Dunning-Kruger Effect
    a cognitive bias where people with low ability overestimate their competence

  • Connection to "America's Last Line of Defense": Publications like "The Now Dark Times," including "The Dunning-Kruger Times," are part of a network of satirical websites known for creating intentionally fake news stories to satirize political narratives

Donald Trump

'Dodgy looking' clip of Trump playing golf in Scotland sparks cheating debate


Video appears to show aide dropping ball in favourable position, as golf fans say it is a bad look for the sport - Guardian

Ever since he was young boy, 

he had the biggest balls

From pre-school to Wharton

he made the records fall

“You are meant for greater things"

he wrote on his wall

That SAD, dumb, rotund kid

sure plays a mean golf ball


He burbles, a polluted brook,

spewing lies obscene

Addicted to his Diet Coke,

he's nasty and he's mean

He says the sweetest victory

is seeing others fall

That SAD, dumb, rotund kid

sure plays a mean golf ball


He's a golf ball wizard

who can not be dismissed

A golf ball wizard but

with a bent-back wrist


How the Eff does he do it,

this Queens-born third-rate hood


He ain't got no ethics,

he don't got no qualms

if he see you vulne'ble

it is his call to arms

He sues when he loses

until he gets it all

That SAD, dumb, rotund kid

sure plays a mean golf ball


He knows he's the King from Queens

WHO can say they do not love him


Benihana Yahoo, 

Bows 'n' Arrows, Xi, and Kim,

(who he'll confess
he envies),

Turkish guy, and Vlad Putin,

pals he wants around

while he destroys us all

That SAD, dumb, rotund kid

sure plays a mean golf ball

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